Wow...I'd almost completely forgotten about this whole blogging business.

So, if you've been wondering where I've been and what I've been doing, you should probably find more productive uses for your time.

But here's the crux of it - the abridged version, so to speak: For a couple of years all was well. I lived in a little village near Nottingham ( Read more... )

Ladies and gents, I present: Rex Reborn ( Read more... )

Well i guess i thought i'd have another shot at LiveJournal, but i've decided to draw a line under this one and start afresh.
I'm now 
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...Durkha Durkha Mohamed Jihad.

This is now officially the funniest thing ever.

it's late.
I'm still drunk.
People who were random are now friended, simply because I'm feeling benevolent. - Go Me.

That's right kids, I'm back.
Lock up your religious sensibilities.
real post tomorow when I'm not drunk.

Oh, who are you people who friended me while I was inside? Do I know you, or are you random?

landvaettir, here for your reading pleasure. I bring excellent news!
The excoriating and exceptional rex_monday is due to be released into the wild on the first of February. Huzzah, and such.

And the amazing landvaettir is once again here for your edification.

rex_monday has been sentenced. It appears that Her Majesty has declared she is unable to do without him for a full year. If he is a good boy, this may become six months. He is currently in Nottingham, and I will post his new address just as soon as he sends it to me.

Ladies and Gentlemen!
Once more, landvaettir brings you news of the inimitable rex_monday. I am crossposting this to several communities. If the moderators have a problem with this, they may delete it or, alternatively, bite me ( Read more... )