Data Entry 49: Interactive Programming

[reversedarkness]

In case they... take this as a chance to screw with me and add to my headaches.

If anyone sees a squat, ugly, annoying pig-version of me running around and... oinking at people, just... kick it. Into the nearest tree.

Actually, kick it a few times. Trust me, it deserves it.

Comments

voice

[ahappylie]

Why would anyone want to kick a pig into a tree?

voice

[reversedarkness]

Because he's nothing but annoying.

voice

[ahappylie]

But what did he do?

voice

[reversedarkness]

If he shows up here, he might make me have an brain hemorrhage.

[filmtrail]

That sounds like animal cruelty to me. [Though she sounds teasing.]

[reversedarkness]

If you had to deal with him as much as I did, you wouldn't give it a second thought. The damn thing talks - and a lot.

[filmtrail]

I'm sure he's not that bad.

[reversedarkness]

I'm not exaggerating here.

[torrenziale]

Hahaha!

VOI, turn it into bacon instead.

[reversedarkness]

Not a bad idea, but I bet it'd taste like shit.

[torrenziale]

So then you feed it to your enemies...

[reversedarkness]

Could work.

[adoridelabun]

Not that I'd know what to look for to begin with, but uh...

Just out of curiosity...why?

[reversedarkness]

It'd help me. That's why.

[neverplaysfair]

But what if you get turned into a pig now?

[reversedarkness]

There's a big difference between that thing and me.

[neverplaysfair]

Ah, but all the rest of us know is it's a pig that looks like you. How are we to tell you apart?

[reversedarkness]

Neither of us would let himself be mistaken for the other.