Heard on the radio on the way home from work ( Read more... )

So Mum and I went to the Tri-Cities last weekend. She had the beginnings of a cold, and has as many issues with blowing her nose (as in desperately needing to or she goes crazy) as I do.

We stop at Carl's Jr., as we usually do and get some food to eat in the car. She expected to get napkins (foolish woman, why would a drive thru give you napkins ( Read more... )

Holy effing shit. Going back to the Tri-Cities to buy season two right now. Wow..wow..wow. This show is some amazing stuff. Eeee ( Read more... )

Huge hair news. I changed my part from the middle to the right side. Wow, I know. This is the problem with self indulgent public journals. I'm actually posting about this, and while it's in a fascitious manner, I only saw its humor after I'd decided to post about it ( Read more... )

Son of a...if I don't stop flashing my neighborhood they're going to have seen my entire collection of underpants. >< Last time it was climbing in through the window. Today it was moving the car ( Read more... )

Huge spider battle today. The cats are absolutely no help anymore, save to heckle me with wide-mouthed meowls. I can't figure out why Bean has ceased to be Bean: Warrior Princess. She's far closer to Bean: Let Them Eat Cake (Or Rather Let Me Eat Cake And Be Gone With You).

After that, I decided to clean my room. Now...there's clean your room and ( Read more... )

Is anyone else as amused as I am that our local theater is re-releasing The Passion of the Christ Re-cut? The name itself, "re-cut," is amusing enough. But it's a bit ridiculous that they've cut 5 minutes of violent scenes so that wholesome Christians can go see it without getting sick. The poor dears, believing in all that brutalization but being ( Read more... )

I'm so excited!!! I got a Jesus Prayer Rug in the mail yesterday! The power of Christ is gonna buy me a BMW, bitches.

For more information.

I think I'm going to send it back soaked in the Power of Vodka instead of the Power of Prayer.

PS. I shall also pray for my pore minimizing Neem mask not to sting when I use it...and for minimized pores.

While browsing the internet for local real estate, I discovered that Walla Walla is home to many smote detectors. Apparently we get a lot of God's wrath down here, and it would behoove residents to have detectors of smote.

For example: This little house. Look. You'll find it ( Read more... )