Humorous Childhood Trauma
Heard on the radio on the way home from work:
A man leaves his 4 year old child in the car while he goes into a strip club. An hour later, the child comes in to find him. Of course, the man is charged with all sorts of child abuse thingies. But the best part of the story is that the son told police that before leaving, his father had said, "If you get out of the car and come inside, monsters will eat you."
Aaaahahahahahahaha. Man, I can't wait to be a mom. Scenarios for which I wished that technique worked:
- Ask questions in the movie theater, and monsters will eat you.
- Date before you're 25, and monsters will eat you.
- Ask about sex before Mommy's had the chance to take parenting classes, and monsters will eat you.
- Tell a stranger some ridiculously obvious fact about themselves (ie. they're fat, bald, or smell funny), and monsters will eat you.
Unfortunately, this child will probably forever have breast-related anxieties. Amusing! :D
In other news, I'm way stressed about state evaluaters coming to work. But, our meeting today about it was well worth it, as I got openly praised by super cute office boy for turning in a neat and tidy money sheet! Shut up, I take what I can get.
A man leaves his 4 year old child in the car while he goes into a strip club. An hour later, the child comes in to find him. Of course, the man is charged with all sorts of child abuse thingies. But the best part of the story is that the son told police that before leaving, his father had said, "If you get out of the car and come inside, monsters will eat you."
Aaaahahahahahahaha. Man, I can't wait to be a mom. Scenarios for which I wished that technique worked:
- Ask questions in the movie theater, and monsters will eat you.
- Date before you're 25, and monsters will eat you.
- Ask about sex before Mommy's had the chance to take parenting classes, and monsters will eat you.
- Tell a stranger some ridiculously obvious fact about themselves (ie. they're fat, bald, or smell funny), and monsters will eat you.
Unfortunately, this child will probably forever have breast-related anxieties. Amusing! :D
In other news, I'm way stressed about state evaluaters coming to work. But, our meeting today about it was well worth it, as I got openly praised by super cute office boy for turning in a neat and tidy money sheet! Shut up, I take what I can get.