strange 2 days...my buddy took one of the strippers back to his place last night, jized her, and kicked her out at 3 in the morning. high-larious! then today, i totalled the front end of my car, i made a left turn into sombodys truck. its basicaly totaled...damnit. fuck. fuck fuck fuck, i need to take my anger out on somone, or get some realy ( Read more... )

well
third night at the stripclub
im so drunk
strippers rock
suck my dick
lata

i listened to my buddys girl bitch at him for not buying her stuff. it went on so long and she diddnt know that he got her an $800 dollar braclet for christmas. so now hes waddling his panzy ass over there, to apologise and stuff and give her this present. when he gets back, i am going to shwack him with the wooden 2x4 that i use to barracade the ( Read more... )

UNH!!!!!!

smackerwithadicksmackerwithadick! stickitinhereyestickitinhereye!bliiiindthebitch!

im very happy with myself, im working out 1 hour every day now! and im benching twice as much as when i started. my goal is to beat crazymike, and thats gonna be hard, cuz crazymike got some costruction gig where he lifts concrete all day. shit. but im still gonna beat him ( Read more... )

i went to a rave at some coliseum place there was hella twinkies there! and i got kicked out of a club in whiterock, i drank a lot of goldshlogger...i tried to start a fight with the bouncer and then took my wife-beater shirt off to prove to the bouncer i was manly! this time it was a pinner bouncer though, he was realy friendly and stuff so i ( Read more... )

CHRISTMAS MUSIC PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!! except for merry motherfucking christmas by easy E!! so im just chillin doing my art completely isolated from any contact with the real world. workouts are getting intense, im becoming a MONKEY MAN OF FANTASTIC PROPORTIONS except i wanna exercise my dick more, man it would be cool if your dick was ( Read more... )

i have been realy creaive this week and making these crazy glass wizard rings, they are black with a gold organic pattern on the band, then theres a colored pendant at the top and when you look into it you can see metalflake, so its basicaly reflective, metallic, and transparent all at once. it looks fantastic, like somthing jesus would wear when ( Read more... )

DUCATI MOTORCYCLE!!!!!!!!!! YAH ( Read more... )

I HAVE CONSTRUCTED THE MOST MIGHTY LEGO DINOSAUR ARMY OF ALL TIME ( Read more... )