Im painting my room army green tomorrow and covering it with camo-tape. then, my new plastic dinosaur toys will be poised fiercly on the mantlepiece, ready to attack, flanked by an army of lego men, racecars, and lava lamps to guide the way through the jungley jungle that is my room. by night, everything will light up blacklight style, bright ( Read more... )

i have too much to do cuz i stayed up all night humping but now i gotta throw a surprise party, meet with mikethechef for a dinosaur/lego battle and get krunk junked, and i wanna chizzle with a secretagent polarbear girl. and i might be able to pull all the stuff in one day with the help of the redrocket. i got it up to 220 kph today and felt my ( Read more... )

HOLY MACARONI I HAVE JUST MET THE GIRL FOR ME!!!
coffeeshop girl 5 blocks from my house!!! i am going to go there every day on my way back from gym and talk to her. WOWIE MAUI!!!!!

she looks kinda like lily but older, daaaammmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

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after about 3 weeks my car is almost done and painted all nice and shiny red, they rebuilt the front end it looks hot. there was this kid probly 10 or somthin and he was all hyped up about my car. i remembered back when i was that age and had all the posters of sportscars in my room and couldnt wait to drive n'stuff. i was showin him the subs and ( Read more... )

I went to Chilliwack, it was chilly and wack. met a nice girl there, and on the way back there was this other hot one but she wasnt going on my bus so i was disappointed...instead i travelled with a scorpion gangster, who basicaly said he owned all of chilliwack. i kinda doubt it. but he was still hardcore. he had all these rings and shit and ( Read more... )

i have knights, pirates, spacemen, tribal dudes, they are all lego men. but my lego dinosaurs are all blocky and stupid looking. now all i need is to go to a dollar store to find some toy dinosaurs for them to battle. im excited about the project, its one of the great undertakings of my amazingly dorky lifestyle ( Read more... )

well i was gonna go to robbies party, i wanted to go to a few different parties but i got it jazzin' with this girl and it was like 3, 2, 1...SKEET SKEET SKEET!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! so then i got drunk but i wanted to go home and eat food first and then it was too late to go to robbies n'stuff. and im meeting a NOTHER blondy on wednesday. My goal is ( Read more... )

i bought a new wifebeater shirt, so now i can beat my wife ( Read more... )

getting drunk watching boobs ( Read more... )

woh ( Read more... )