Im fiending for a new sportscar, the oldsmobile isnt realy my style. but i have been driving to the beach with my friend Rolly, and he brings his big black lab spotty whos super cool. we ran into Anne, who i know through Silvi, and we talked to some other cool girls aswell ( Read more... )

I got a newer better job selling cadillacs, and they gave me a company car ( Read more... )

I sold a bright yellow, H3 Hummer truck to this very interesting hindu dude who showed me a bunch of magical card tricks. im not sure if he was trying to distract me from the negotiation to get a better price, or what. but it was neat, i made like a G, so im pretty happy. Im saving up to get a new rocket car, hopefully i wont smash this one into a ( Read more... )

i went to the cellar and my buddies from the sunshine coast came up and it was realy fun, i was bumping and grinding with some serious hotties and mr. yogurt slinger was very happy about it. unfortunatly, after dancing with somones girlfriend, i got keyed, yknow punched in the face with a key in the knuckles. it diddnt hurt cuz i was tanked, but ( Read more... )

so i got kicked out of organix last time...basicaly this chick told me she had no boyfriend, and i was talkin to her, and then her boyfriend (who she said was her friend) got up in my face when i was tryin to chill with silvi. i was pretty close to knocking the fuckn punk out, but some randoms got me away from him and bought me a drink, so it was ( Read more... )

Except for walking to the grocery store every couple of weeks, and going to organix on fridays, i have not left my downstairs for over 3 months. i am hybernating until there is a reason to live, aka summer time. until i see even a little bit of the sun, i am going on strike against jesus. TAKE THAT, JESUS!! WHO CONTROLS THE WEATHER NOW!?!?! YAH! ( Read more... )

ELEPHANT!!! ELEGANT ELEPHANT ( Read more... )

i havent been here in a very long time ( Read more... )

ATTENTION!!! THE PROFESSOR KING PRESIDENT OF JESUS CHRIST IS DELETING HIS LIVEJOURNAL!!!

i dont talk to any of you people very much anymore. if anyone wants to chill or talk just call my cell. #778-235-9223

thank you for all of your enlightening crapola, im done with the g33k box.

Props, and all the best!!!
-Jei

i came THIS close to knocking a girl up, it was freaky as hell. my kid would be a retaded dinosaur being and would have to wear a helmet. its realy cool i dont have to deal with that crap. wear your fuckin condoms people. my buddy got a tattoo of a scorpion that i drew (he is a scorpio) and it even has my initials on it, its awsome. i got the idea ( Read more... )