FIC: Tomodachi 2 Tomodachi (Baba + Ikemen, Rish)

[reposte]

Title: Tomodachi 2 Tomodachi
Author: Ociwen
Wordcount: 4200
Rating: Rish
Pairing: Er…it's still all about the Baba, really.
Disclaimer: This is 100% real of course, although Arena 37C owns Masa and his collection of bromides. Takkun's glasses are owned by Atelier.
Warning: Sex, more scatology and Aiba Hiroki's pants. Inside jokes about everything

Comments

[setra]

....I have never read anything that felt quite so accurately like being very very drunk. Which in itself is impressive even before you throw in the dozens and dozens of in-jokes and references which I'm sure I'll still be getting on the second and third reads through.

Nicely done... it was indeed more offensive than the first. In an almost good way. :P

[reposoir]

Did you pick up any more in-jokes and references afterwards? ;)

Thank you so much!

[doingfirst]

THIS IS THE MOST OFFENSIVE THING YOU'VE WRITTEN TO DATE
OMFG
I LOVED IT
TAKUI STOLE THE SHOW

I loved that Baba wasn't really listening to Aiba until he heard the words "hate" and "Furukawa" in a sentence. Now THAT is a cause Baba could get behind!!!

hdeflvihafeks
THE GIRLS AND THEIR RPS
"OMG MASA?"
yeah yeah yeah, that's ALCOHOLIC MASA ON THE PHONE >:| look what the fangirls have driven him to! Even his idol TAKUI can see that there is a problem :| :| :| :|

I am rolling in giggles for the fact that Masa and Takui were jamming, and Masa couldn't even control the drinking for one day to be with him. If Masa were to be gay for anyone, it would be the dwarf Takui.

Masa clutches the case of Kirin to his chest. His eyes are shiny and watery, like Ryuu's when Baba comes home after a long night of pussy. "My favourite kind," Masa whispers. "You got my favourite kind…"

YEAH. That's a beautiful image! Masa+beer= otp so true, particularly after this week :|

Masa digs into the McDonald's bag and holds up a red toy

[hibimaosuki]

OMG LONG COMMENT IS LONG SALLY XDDDDDDDDDDDD

[doingfirst]

I had a lot to say!!!

[doingfirst]

lol, I ate lunch to try and stop laughing so much :DDD

Just as suddenly, Kei-chan answers a ringing phone from out of nowhere with a Kampai Je T'aime ring tone. Kouhei starts to shuffle sideways and pump his arm. Baba breaks the line and joins in.

Kei-chan announces, "Yuichi found himself!" There's a beat. Takkun waves a white handkerchief from the floor and says "Yay!"

Kei-chan adds, "And he found Irei, too!"

OIUDFSDI
TAKKUN IS AWESOME HERE (except where is his puppet Sirius?? ;____;)
all the stuff with Yuichi makes me such a happy person. HE FOUND HIMSELF. Did he find hat wearing dog tooo??? Kei-chan is easily the most laid back person, even more than bb. He is tensai-esque in his smoothness.
the kampai-ing is beautiful. *weeps*

oiSDHgiusog
MASA GOT LAID
JUST LIKE ROLLING SUSHI???? &_____& life is good today.

Until he feels those warm, wet kisses on his neck and that loving tongue caress his lips. "Miss me, Ryuu?" Baba asks. He puckers his mouth and kisses back. "Babe, you’re the best tomodachi ever."NO ALLISON, *YOU* are the

[doovlynsidhe]

Holy crap this is more offensive than the first one- ILOVEIT.

I love how Baba's definition of helping poor alcoholic Masa is to give him more beer. That is true friendship right there. And then inviting along the entire ikemen crew just makes it complete. I love how amongst the hilarity of the drunken chaos you still managed to make me wibble with Masa's little emotional breakdown. He tries SO HARD and it really shows but he never thinks any good thoughts of himself. :-|

...but than Aiba and Fufu had an epic bitch fight and I was right back to laughing my head off. Fuji showdown!

Never stop being this awesome! <3

[reposoir]

Was it really more offensive?? Thank you so much!! It makes me squirm with glee that you think so! &hearts

Ba-chon cares for his tomodachi, almost as much as he cares for hot chicks and his dog. ;)

(Poor Masa...he drinks like a fish and wibbles even harder...)

[hibimaosuki]

I wasn't actually planning on commenting on any individual lines, but...

Fufu pliés into the apartment
:: I'm surprised he had any space to do that XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Kei-chan adds, "And he found Irei, too!"
:: THAT WAS RANDOM AND IREI IS VERY MUCH WELCOME TO JOIN THE PARTY AND DRAG FURUKAWA AND AIBA AWAY. ^_________^ Preferably into a dark alley where they can fight over him all they want and it ends in random three-way alley sex or something.

Okay this thing was way too funny for me to be offended and I'm off to go laugh at it a bit more seeing as you just totally made fun of some of my favorite guys and LOLOLOLOLOLOL *reads it again*

... I think my favorite part of this entire thing is the Fuji bitchfight. No surprises there. XDDDD

LOL BABA INTERVENTION =/= MORE DRINKING. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[reposoir]

Eeheheh. Aiba for the win!! ;)

Irei needs to be found. Does anyone know where he went again? His blog was deleted and, so, presumably, he hasn't found himself again yet...

Thank you so much! Baba's such a good tomodachi, isn't he? >;D

[hibimaosuki]

Here. This has been his blog since... June this year.

Somehow I want to see my Princess get drunk and drape himself all over Ba-chon. What. [/random]

[reposoir]

Ooooo--he must have found a new agency and just shut the ameblog down. Woe. I liked it.

Irei got kinda...fat, lol.

Ba-chon would not be interested in Fufu, luckily. He's a ladies' man.

[platinum28]

ahaha, that was hilarious! I doubt that I got even half the jokes in there, but even so, it's still funny as it is without knowing hardly anything :D

Have to say the image that came most readily to me was Aiba screeching
-> "He steals my jobs. He steals my friends. I hate that Furukawa Yuta!" XD I always wondered what it would be like after Aiba played Fuji so long (only to return and continue the role at HyouteiMyu this time round). The reminder about Aiba's nasal voice was great too, I always seem to forget that when reading! www

Loved the emoticon representations of Hiromi and Yuichi~! >:| & :)?

I have nothing to say about Baba. There are no words （＞ー＜）ｂ

[reposoir]

There were jokes on jokes on jokes, so if you picked up on a few, that's fantastic! Thank you so much!

Aiba totally goes after the other Fujis in their beds. He hunts them down and destroys them. ;D

Baba is the best! \(^-^)/