FIC: Tomodachi 2 Tomodachi (Baba + Ikemen, Rish)

[reposte]

Title: Tomodachi 2 Tomodachi
Author: Ociwen
Wordcount: 4200
Rating: Rish
Pairing: Er…it's still all about the Baba, really.
Disclaimer: This is 100% real of course, although Arena 37C owns Masa and his collection of bromides. Takkun's glasses are owned by Atelier.
Warning: Sex, more scatology and Aiba Hiroki's pants. Inside jokes about everything

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[doingfirst]

THIS IS THE MOST OFFENSIVE THING YOU'VE WRITTEN TO DATE
OMFG
I LOVED IT
TAKUI STOLE THE SHOW

I loved that Baba wasn't really listening to Aiba until he heard the words "hate" and "Furukawa" in a sentence. Now THAT is a cause Baba could get behind!!!

hdeflvihafeks
THE GIRLS AND THEIR RPS
"OMG MASA?"
yeah yeah yeah, that's ALCOHOLIC MASA ON THE PHONE >:| look what the fangirls have driven him to! Even his idol TAKUI can see that there is a problem :| :| :| :|

I am rolling in giggles for the fact that Masa and Takui were jamming, and Masa couldn't even control the drinking for one day to be with him. If Masa were to be gay for anyone, it would be the dwarf Takui.

Masa clutches the case of Kirin to his chest. His eyes are shiny and watery, like Ryuu's when Baba comes home after a long night of pussy. "My favourite kind," Masa whispers. "You got my favourite kind…"

YEAH. That's a beautiful image! Masa+beer= otp so true, particularly after this week :|

Masa digs into the McDonald's bag and holds up a red toy.

"Limited edition." He beams. "His name is Leroy."

fucking dead. where's the banana????

"You're SO AWESOME, Toru!!" Kouhei shouts.

AHAHAHAHA omg Allison, you've incorporated SO MANY REAL THINGS into this AMAZING PIECE OF FICTION. sdhiushdg, am loling so hard.

"Toru," he says. "To-ru. Toooooru."
*can't breathe* I'm just waiting for him to puff out his chest and try to show his fancy board breaking skillz to the hot chicks.

ALL THE REFERENCES
THERE ARE LIKE
30948019344092572093452 OF THEM
The Paris-themed hotel? LOL
RENN IN VIETNAM = AOSDHFOS HAHAHAHA
Kei-chan= the number one awesome he is so smart and funny and :DDD
LOL@HIROMI
cannot breathe
the >:| face is so canon. he is turned on by the word paris, lolz lolz lolz
YAY OUJI AND GF FTW

...
...
YUICHI
HOW ARE YOU SO AWESOME AND RETARDED?
allison. you write him EXACTLY LIKE I see him. He brought a GAME wetiouhwoit

"Party games?" Yuichi asks. :)?

best. line. ever. omfg. am just waiting now for an appearance of the hat-wearing dog.

"You have a dog?" Baba asks. He rubs the dog behind the ears. Its hat has an elastic band around its chin. Baba rubs his face in the dog's. Hat-wearing dog barks and paws at his chest.

Yuichi says, "Sometimes?"

...
...
... *brain leaking out ears*
yuichi gave him a beard, maybe to go with his cosplay of chinese ninja *_____*

Yuichi and the dog have the same vacant smile.

I think I could die now and be happy. Am laughing so hard, I think I'm going to go vomit like Masa

hat-wearing dog hat-wearing dog omg he is like, the star of every party and Yuichi BRINGS GAMES

oh oh Masa, your wibbling ;____; in such crack Allison, how can you make me feel so sad and woe filled???? *____* bb you insensitive dick, make him feel better!

It's a pretty cool party, even if there's no yakiniku and they send the hat-wearing dog with a note around it's handkerchief collar to the nearest Familymart, "here's a 1000, please send booze to apartment 702, Shibuya-ku 10-2 xoxo neighbour-san".

Hat-wearing dog doesn't come back.

Yuichi goes out to find him. He calls Kei-chan and says he's lost, too.

Baba shrugs. It wasn't his money they sent. It's not his difficulty that needs overcoming.

That right there? is the most brilliant thing you've EVER WRITTEN CANNOT BELIEVE HOW FUNNY AND WRONG THAT IMAGE IS. YUICHI YOU RETARD. OMFG HAT-WEARING DOG. MY LIFE IS SO MUCH BETTER NOW.

yay, no fic is complete with bb yuuta making an appearance ;D hot stuff.

Fufu huffs. Dai-chan crawls toward the door. Aiba tries to pry Masa off Fufu and gets nothing but a smack to the face with a beer bottle. He cries. He cups his mouth as blood streams down his chin. It's the same colour as his pants.

And there's a couple glittering teeth on the floor.

MORE DENTAL SURGERY. YAY. aodihfsdiogjsodijhs, lol lol lol

brb soon

[hibimaosuki]

OMG LONG COMMENT IS LONG SALLY XDDDDDDDDDDDD

[doingfirst]

I had a lot to say!!!

[doingfirst]

lol, I ate lunch to try and stop laughing so much :DDD

Just as suddenly, Kei-chan answers a ringing phone from out of nowhere with a Kampai Je T'aime ring tone. Kouhei starts to shuffle sideways and pump his arm. Baba breaks the line and joins in.

Kei-chan announces, "Yuichi found himself!" There's a beat. Takkun waves a white handkerchief from the floor and says "Yay!"

Kei-chan adds, "And he found Irei, too!"

OIUDFSDI
TAKKUN IS AWESOME HERE (except where is his puppet Sirius?? ;____;)
all the stuff with Yuichi makes me such a happy person. HE FOUND HIMSELF. Did he find hat wearing dog tooo??? Kei-chan is easily the most laid back person, even more than bb. He is tensai-esque in his smoothness.
the kampai-ing is beautiful. *weeps*

oiSDHgiusog
MASA GOT LAID
JUST LIKE ROLLING SUSHI???? &_____& life is good today.

Until he feels those warm, wet kisses on his neck and that loving tongue caress his lips. "Miss me, Ryuu?" Baba asks. He puckers his mouth and kisses back. "Babe, you’re the best tomodachi ever."

NO ALLISON, *YOU* are the best tomodaichi EVER. THIS WAS GREAT. EVEN BETTER THAN KIZUNA BONDS OIGHSUIHDGIUSET

win win win.

I want to reread it RIGHT NOW, but I will save it for bed time. *LOVES ALL OVER YOU*

[reposoir]

Yuichi found himself and hat-wearing dog. But he would have gotten lost again on the way back, so he probably slept in a train station and hat-wearing dog did Yuichi's hair as he slept...until Takkun found them two days later, feral and confused at the park near Harajuku station...

Kei-chan writes himself. In retrospect, his dalmatian slippers should have made a cameo. Alas. :((

You know that this couldn't have been written without you and all of our awful, awful jokes!! &hearts

(IF THIS WAS MORE OFFENSIVE THAN KIZUNA BONDS, I AM AS HAPPY AS BB IN THE COMPANY OF HOT CHICKS, MEAT AND KOUHEI!! ARIGATOU!!!)

[doingfirst]

Poor Takkun! Even with his puppet and plushie fetish he is still the most sane. Yuichi probably convinced himself he was a dog, and was walking around on his hands and knees. :DDD

Next time, eh? I'm sure there will be plenty more of material to work with (TABLE LICKING) eventually. Kei-chan and his big ass are growing on me !

That is because we are horrible, horrible people >:D

LOL, THAT'S VERY HAPPY THEN, TOMODACHI!!!

[reposoir]

There was so many times where I wanted to email bits to you so you could laugh your ass off (or tell me it was lame, whichever) and we could cackle together, but I waited to surprise everyone at the same time instead! >:D

Originally, the toy Fufu tripped over that led to his death was described as a vibrating Stitch toy, but it ended up being edited out. Please forgive me for that, but it was there!! On the banana!!

Paris is hot. And so is Hiromi. There should be fic totally from his POV where he talks with his smart friends and is boring and rolls his eyes at the drunken losers he's stuck with in PB, except then his drink is spiked and he starts to stick tables and shit, IDK~!!!! HIROMI DAISUKI!!

Yuichi was going to bring his party suit too, but...he forgot. Or, hat-wearing dog ate the shorts and ruined the outfit :((

本と本と本とにありがとうございまさ！！！！

[doingfirst]

Where is all the awesome PB fic anyway? You are the only person to ever write it. SO MUCH AWESOMENESS. Srsly, I am scratching my balls in appreciation. And you know, rubbing my belly and twitching my tail. hur hur.

:| Oh Fufu. Leroy got you in the end! You should have known you couldn't trust the evil red toy on the vibrating banana.

I'm sure this week's Amesuta will give you PLENTY OF INSPIRATION. Just wait till near the end when Kei-chan's drink spills. You will die of happiness. Just. Cannot believe. He licked. The table. Am still in giggles about it.

THANK YOU HAT-WEARING DOG. Such a thing should never be witnessed in public. BB might've wanted to die after seeing Yuichi in that cosplay. After watching Yuichi imitate a chimp yesterday, I am convinced he is part ape.

<333

[reposoir]

*GNAWS ON YOU*

*scratches your balls*

Amesuta needs to be uploaded soon so I can be inspired. skhsdhskdh!!!

Was Yuichi's chimp impression at least...sorta accurate? It would suck if the difficulties overcome him in acting, too....;)