Oh, bugger, did I set the alarm on this again? ... what was it an alarm to? I thought that flan was done. No, I'm sure it was.. and that wouldn't make the locator lock on a temporal coordinate
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OH-MEGA! HulllloOOOo! Who'da thought I thought you were worth telling your lives were about to be over. Fancy that. Maybe I like you. Do I like you? I forget. Regardless, 12-7! Always fun. Well, if 'fun' means 'destructive and fatal and really bad with jam', but that's neither here nor there. Did I call this little tea party? I thought I was cooking a flan.
Funny, though.. flan doesn't usually come with missing planets and.. a very pissed off looking cyberman floating by my window. Missing one of those?
Anyway, did I miss anything smashing? Is the Other here too? He was always.. other-y. You know. Like that. Right.
There's some Other or other about the place and NO that is not my sodding Cyberman and didn't you just make the Other up for someone to blame when you did stuff? Like killed off your political enemies and farted in the council chambers. "That weren't my ass-gass, nup, that was the Other!"
...you used to get so mad when I'd go DUN DUN DUN every time you said "the Other." And apparently the wanker exists, who knew?
I still know you farted.
Apparently what's smashing is all of time and space. About to collapse in on itself. Bothersome. You didn't do that did you?
What are you, mad? Of course the Other exists! If he were me, I would have called him 'The Same' or something like that. Wouldn't do to go about naming people misleadingly. Look at the Doctor. No Doctorate, there.. and a bit of a ponce.
...yes, yes I did because he didn't think it was funny and would COMPLAIN to me about it. You really oughta be nicer to the bloke, I think he was alright. Taught me to fly, or something. I believe I remember liking him enough.
Yes, well, humanoid bodies are terribly biological. You really should get used to that. Then again it's hard to fart when your head is that far up your ass. Bit blocked.
Oh, right! 12-7 is premature universe death! I remember this now.. wrote the book on that, I did. Bothersome indeed, and why would I have done it? I'm kind of using the universe at the moment.. would at least wait until I was done with it to chuck it in a bin.
Why, hello! I see my name isn't completely wiped off the board by that ponce, yet. And who would I be speaking to?
.. that is to say, you do exist, right? I've had a bit of a problem in the past with finding out my conversational partners have been a bit.. non-existant. Bit of a pain, that.
Oh, hello Timekeeper! Didn't recognize you, what with you.. being around, actually. Haven't seen one of you in ages. And definately not that one. How's Time? Seems to be buggering me over, is that a normal thing for her, now?
Well, that's good then! Even if I happen to be brilliant conversation, it's nice to interact with others once and a while... especially while I can.
Did you know? A 12-7! And here I thought it was going to be a party. I always get 12-7 and 7-12 confused. Really need to read my own books.
*Another* Oh-Mega! Do I hate you and want you to die know you too? I seem to be finding many people that know me, that I don't seem to remember. 400 years of exile does that to someone I guess- at least good to know you didn't wipe out *all* of my celebrity.
That and makes them learn all the words to 'Madame Butterfly'. Odd opera, that.
SO! Apparently you're worth saving to? Lovely. Seems I have more friends than I thought.
YOU'RE A TARDIS? I HADN'T FINISHED TEACHING YOU TO BE HUMAN, LAST TIME I CHECKED. OR DID I? AM I YOUR MUM/DAD? I'M JUST CURIOUS, NOT TRYING TO BE MEAN.
Why hullo, Rose Tyler! Related to the plant? Those are nice. So, I've been taking a poll- happen to know how to build a TARDIS coordinate drive with Cyberman parts, flan, and string? Because mine's a bit.. flimsy. Not a good state. Fecking Oh-Mega.
I'm still a God here? I might get used to this. And fiery to boot! Let me guess, 'friend' of the Doctor? Always had a soft spot for.. humans. XD
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Well, don't that just bugger all.
Can't you stay banished, you sodding great pain in my arse?
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Funny, though.. flan doesn't usually come with missing planets and.. a very pissed off looking cyberman floating by my window. Missing one of those?
Anyway, did I miss anything smashing? Is the Other here too? He was always.. other-y. You know. Like that. Right.
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...you used to get so mad when I'd go DUN DUN DUN every time you said "the Other." And apparently the wanker exists, who knew?
I still know you farted.
Apparently what's smashing is all of time and space. About to collapse in on itself. Bothersome. You didn't do that did you?
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...yes, yes I did because he didn't think it was funny and would COMPLAIN to me about it. You really oughta be nicer to the bloke, I think he was alright. Taught me to fly, or something. I believe I remember liking him enough.
Yes, well, humanoid bodies are terribly biological. You really should get used to that. Then again it's hard to fart when your head is that far up your ass. Bit blocked.
Oh, right! 12-7 is premature universe death! I remember this now.. wrote the book on that, I did. Bothersome indeed, and why would I have done it? I'm kind of using the universe at the moment.. would at least wait until I was done with it to chuck it in a bin.
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.. that is to say, you do exist, right? I've had a bit of a problem in the past with finding out my conversational partners have been a bit.. non-existant. Bit of a pain, that.
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And yes, I exist, have no fear of that. I can imagine it's not amusing in the slighest. Like talking to yourself, that is.
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Well, that's good then! Even if I happen to be brilliant conversation, it's nice to interact with others once and a while... especially while I can.
Did you know? A 12-7! And here I thought it was going to be a party. I always get 12-7 and 7-12 confused. Really need to read my own books.
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That and makes them learn all the words to 'Madame Butterfly'. Odd opera, that.
SO! Apparently you're worth saving to? Lovely. Seems I have more friends than I thought.
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Besides, Lord President, I do happen to be the one exiled at the moment. So I don't see how you get off on the high horse, on this one.
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WHY AM I SHOUTING? I DON'T KNOW, BUT I LIKE IT! IS IT OKAY?
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I DON'T KNOW BUT IT'S FUNNY!
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IT IS FUNNY, ISN'T IT? WELL, YAY TARDIS!
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Oi.
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Other than a talking ape, because really, that is just too cute!
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Time 'God' or not, call me an ape again and I will fuck your shit up. >.>
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I'm still a God here? I might get used to this. And fiery to boot! Let me guess, 'friend' of the Doctor? Always had a soft spot for.. humans. XD
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