Oh, bugger, did I set the alarm on this again? ... what was it an alarm to? I thought that flan was done. No, I'm sure it was.. and that wouldn't make the locator lock on a temporal coordinate
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Yes, I am Rassilon! I would have said the one and only, but that's only true without all these protocols and rifts and that cyberman floating about outside my window. Where'd he get that blaster? I might have to do something about that...
Well, I'm alive, does that answer your question? I've only done that dying thing once, but I don't believe I'm from your reality, so I doubt your Rassilon was me. Unless I did some traveling I forgot again. Wouldn't put it past me. I'm apparently something of a wanderer.
More talking apes! How quaint! This planet must be faster than my Earth. And who would you be, precious?
Do they not have Cybermen where you are? Thrilling for you! Harder to build TARDIS coordinate drives, but a lot less dangerous. Consider yourself lucky.
Yes, precious. Cute. Funny, in a skirt. It's a human thing. Adorable. Well, then Anna Walsh, I'll just have to presume your work in Torchwood makes you terribly important, and be polite accordingly. Incidentally enough, I don't think that's polite to say aloud. Enchanted, I'm sure.
Well, hello! Self- hm, Odd concept. I was wondering when you'd show up.
Happen to know how to build an intertemporal shift drive out of.. well, all I have is a teacup, some flan, and a bit of a left-over bolt gun. And string, but we both know what good that does in the primary drives. Oh-Mega happened to exile me without one proper, and I'm at a bit of a loss as of how to get out of here. Did you know? A 12-7! Second cycle, it would seem too, from the Cyberman out there. Maybe he'd happen to have a bit of spare parts. I think I'll go let him in.
Oh, you still have our TARDIS? That figures. You seem to have not eaten vegetables with dinner here. Which seems like a bit of an innane rule, doesn't it? I think I've gone a bit daft. Are we daft, here? I might have to work on that.
Oh, he'd say hey, I'm sure, but he's kinda in pieces to meet me. Get it? In pieces? No, I've worked it out.. shouldn't be too long, get it callibrated, and I'll be at the gig.
The OTHER! See, you're not me, or you'd be The 'Same'. Someone needs to tell Oh-Mega that I'm not that batshit insane anymore. "Hide from"? Are we playing 'Hide and Go Bugger A Planet'? I haven't played that in ages. Am I it?
...you have another name? You always just told me to call you 'The Other'. Or maybe it was 'Don't'. I dunno, but you always seemed to hate Oh-Mega a bit more than me, though. Guess it's one of those crazy interdimensional things.
Can I ask why I'm going to kill you? Just, you know.. in case I shouldn't. Don't feel like trying to dispose of a body if I don't have to. And other than the hand motion, you've not done anything to me.
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Well, I'm alive, does that answer your question? I've only done that dying thing once, but I don't believe I'm from your reality, so I doubt your Rassilon was me. Unless I did some traveling I forgot again. Wouldn't put it past me. I'm apparently something of a wanderer.
More talking apes! How quaint! This planet must be faster than my Earth. And who would you be, precious?
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Precious?! My name is Anna Walsh. I'm an archaeologist with the Torchwood Institute. Pleased to meet you.
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Yes, precious. Cute. Funny, in a skirt. It's a human thing. Adorable. Well, then Anna Walsh, I'll just have to presume your work in Torchwood makes you terribly important, and be polite accordingly. Incidentally enough, I don't think that's polite to say aloud. Enchanted, I'm sure.
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Happen to know how to build an intertemporal shift drive out of.. well, all I have is a teacup, some flan, and a bit of a left-over bolt gun. And string, but we both know what good that does in the primary drives. Oh-Mega happened to exile me without one proper, and I'm at a bit of a loss as of how to get out of here. Did you know? A 12-7! Second cycle, it would seem too, from the Cyberman out there. Maybe he'd happen to have a bit of spare parts. I think I'll go let him in.
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I think I could work something out. Or I could use my handy Rassilon Edition TARDIS. Intertemporal shift drive comes standard.
Say hey to the Cyberman for me.
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Oh, he'd say hey, I'm sure, but he's kinda in pieces to meet me. Get it? In pieces? No, I've worked it out.. shouldn't be too long, get it callibrated, and I'll be at the gig.
Say hey to the Doctor for me as well, apparently.
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Another Rassilon I need to hide from...
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No, I'm playing 'Hide From Rassilon Before He Kills Me.' Very fun. For me anyway.
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Can I ask why I'm going to kill you? Just, you know.. in case I shouldn't. Don't feel like trying to dispose of a body if I don't have to. And other than the hand motion, you've not done anything to me.
But maybe it'd be proper, yeah? Dunno; up to you.
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