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I was given employment by our late Grounds Keeper. The only saving grace to this uniform is that I am required to where "hosiery" underneath these incredibly small orange shorts. And the shoes are at least comfortable, but white is not a good color for one serving food. It is poorly thought out ( Read more... ) -
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[Tiresias is exasperated, frustrated and a little bit humbled. She also has a rather lovely feminine voice, which likely adds to her frustration.]
Dear ladies, how do you do it? Even getting dressed is a chore. What is this torturous contraption that they force you to wear on your chest? You can't do anything comfortably without it during the day ( Read more... ) -
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Am I drunk? Please someone tell me that I am terribly drunk and that I am hallucinating, because that is the only true explanation that could possibly make sense.