[Voice]

[redwaterfall]

[Tiresias is exasperated, frustrated and a little bit humbled. She also has a rather lovely feminine voice, which likely adds to her frustration.]

Dear ladies, how do you do it? Even getting dressed is a chore. What is this torturous contraption that they force you to wear on your chest? You can't do anything comfortably without it during the day

Comments

[not_my_heel]

You must have angered the gods. You have my sympathy.

fffffff, can't stop laughing.

[oflamentations]

[redwaterfall]

I am certain you are right. Thank you though for your sympathy.

[not_my_heel]

Empathy too. [Cause mommy dressed him up as a girl when he was little! D:]

You're welcome. Perhaps you should listen to the others and not wear the contraption, so long as the gods do not object. I'm also sure that you will get used to your new body in time, and then it will no longer be an issue. Until then, you should at least maintain what is left of your dignity by handling these pains like a man. If that makes sense.

I never complained so much.

[oflamentations]

No one said you HAD to wear a fucking bra or heels or any of that shit. Be a beatnik and burn your bra!

[redwaterfall]

What is a beatnik?

[oflamentations]

Stereotypical bullshit from the late 1940's/early 1950's. They're like old fashioned hipsters assholes. They used to roam and hitchhike and sell books and wear pretentious black turtlenecks. It's all Jack Kerouac's fault.

Here.

[redwaterfall]

Oh. I see. How odd.

[inthe_past]

You could go without.

[lostafalseheart]

Exactly. Go without if biology permits. Or purchase a sports bra.

[redwaterfall]

I think my personal biology is against going without. Though this "sports bra" you mention could be promising. I shall have to look into it.

[lostafalseheart]

They're far more practical for people who prefer more activity and less of their underthings looking pretty and covered in lace.

[pornpoet]

Bwahahahaha, dude.

[redwaterfall]

I imagine that the situation would likely be funny from the outside.

[pornpoet]

Look at my boobs in this icon. Just look at them.

[redwaterfall]

Uh......

As the lady wishes. They are quite fine, madam.

[unbiaseddeath]

It appears we are to be living together?.

[redwaterfall]

It appears so.

[Awkwaaaaard amount of time later.]

[unbiaseddeath]

Are there any rules you wish to establish?

This is soo not condusive to me going to bed XD

[redwaterfall]

I see no reason, we're both adults. Unless of course you have some?