DUCKS.

[redribbonboy]

I can't respond to all your entries about ducks.

There are too many.

Just bring all your ducks to the St. Rudolph high school dorms in Tokyo, Japan and I'll take them off your hand free of charge.

See you soon.

Comments

[irishhalfblood]

You will?

You are the grestest person on the planet! THANK YOU!

[slobberymongrel]

NO!!!

NO YOU WONT!!

[redribbonboy]

We attack once we get our troops settled.

[slobberymongrel]

OVER MY DEAD CHEWTOYS!!

Im sabotaging your campaign. Sabotaging.

[absolutor]

Even the dead ones?

[redribbonboy]

No.

[absolutor]

Why not? I thought you loved ducks.

[redribbonboy]

I against duck cruelty.

[comps_are_life]

... About that. Um.

... All mine are... dead now... I didn't do it

[redribbonboy]

...

[comps_are_life]

It wasn't me! I didn't want them dead! I mean they did wreck my computers but--

[redribbonboy]

You are no use to me.

[lovetilmitt]

I guess I can send any stray ones I find to you.

[slobberymongrel]

NO YOU BLOODY WELL WONT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

[redribbonboy]

I will win.

[slobberymongrel]

NEVER!!

[pretteh_fuku]

How did they get everywhere, Sushi?

Oh, Ryou called and said he has a room-full, too many to round up himself, and he wants you to come help him.

[redribbonboy]

I don't know. Not a bad thing though. :D

...

...

Why does RYOU get the ducks?

[pretteh_fuku]

For you, I suppose, heh.

I don't know, it looks like most people have anyway. Will you go? He was pretty insistent.

[redribbonboy]

For anyone.

Go to his house? Well. If he has ducks.