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redribbonboy

DUCKS.

Apr 03, 2007 15:52

I can't respond to all your entries about ducks.

There are too many.

Just bring all your ducks to the St. Rudolph high school dorms in Tokyo, Japan and I'll take them off your hand free of charge.

See you soon.

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absolutor April 3 2007, 20:01:41 UTC

Even the dead ones?

redribbonboy April 3 2007, 20:03:08 UTC

No.

absolutor April 3 2007, 20:03:36 UTC

Why not? I thought you loved ducks.

redribbonboy April 3 2007, 20:04:46 UTC

I against duck cruelty.

absolutor April 3 2007, 20:06:56 UTC

What if it was self-defense.

redribbonboy April 3 2007, 20:07:18 UTC

Ducks are docile creatures.

absolutor April 3 2007, 20:08:59 UTC

Unless they attempt to mangle your face with their beaks.

redribbonboy April 3 2007, 20:10:33 UTC

You must have provoked them.

absolutor April 3 2007, 20:12:26 UTC

Or they wanted to protect their territory.

redribbonboy April 3 2007, 20:12:52 UTC

That also makes sense.

absolutor April 3 2007, 20:15:29 UTC

If you want to create some kind of stupid mallard army, may I suggest creating armour for them? With lots of spikes and bullet-proof metal.

slobberymongrel April 3 2007, 20:17:12 UTC

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

absolutor April 3 2007, 20:20:59 UTC

... You honestly don't take this shit seriously, do you?

slobberymongrel April 3 2007, 20:45:15 UTC

( ... )

absolutor April 3 2007, 20:47:02 UTC

Come on! He's ranting on about teaching these peanut-brained things CHIDORI. I'll go and kill all of them myself if it'll stop all of this nonsense.

slobberymongrel April 3 2007, 21:06:08 UTC

Really? Wait, I'll charm you a tail. Do you prefer short and stubby or long and furry?

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