DUCKS.

[redribbonboy]

I can't respond to all your entries about ducks.

There are too many.

Just bring all your ducks to the St. Rudolph high school dorms in Tokyo, Japan and I'll take them off your hand free of charge.

See you soon.

Comments

[irishhalfblood]

You will?

You are the grestest person on the planet! THANK YOU!

[slobberymongrel]

NO!!!

NO YOU WONT!!

[redribbonboy]

We attack once we get our troops settled.

[slobberymongrel]

OVER MY DEAD CHEWTOYS!!

Im sabotaging your campaign. Sabotaging.

[redribbonboy]

Your chewtoys will be the FIRST to go.

I've already sent spies.

[slobberymongrel]

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE THEM ALIVE!! MY SQUEAKYCAT AND THE RUBBER LOAFER WILL PREVAIL!!

Im going to use your spies as target practice, then make an indian headdress with their feathers.

You can call me CHIEF HOWLING WRATH.

[redribbonboy]

I'll take the squeakycat, the rubber loafer AND Sharky-shark.

Just TRY and find them!

And I'll be Lieutenant McQuack.

[slobberymongrel]

SHARKY-SHARK IS ONE OF MY BEST MEN! HE'D RATHER RIP OUT HIS OWN SQUEAKER THAN FALL INTO YOUR WEBBED HANDS!!

HAH!! You forget about our superior canine senses. I'll sniff out those mangy creatures in no time.

Well met, Lieutenant McQuack. Chief Howling Wrath say he is going to fuck your ducks shit up heapum big.

[redribbonboy]

We'll come after Sharky-Shark FIRST.

They are trained in combat! These are my best men!

Bring it.

[slobberymongrel]

He'll blind you with kibble. You wont be able to see but for the Smart Puppychow in your retinas.

More like were your best men. I'll give them their due, though, those webbed karate kicks hurt like a bitch.

Oh its already brought.

[redribbonboy]

Our shields are impervious to kibble.

You'll be feeling plenty of those.

Prepare to rumble.

[slobberymongrel]

Thats fine. We've got pooper scoopers, and we know how to use them.

While you're going to be feeling the jaws of JUSTICE closing round your arsecheeks.

I'll rumble you silly, lad.

[redribbonboy]

Your pooper scoopers are no match for our duck dropping aerial assault.

Hm. I'll have to devise a guard against that.

Rumble me IF YOU CAN.

[slobberymongrel]

Your little pellets are nothing compared to what my canine legions can produce!! Ive been feeding them CHEESE and GRASS.

Dont think bottoms are the only target for our MASSIVE JAWS OF STEEL. What we lose in numbers of dogs we make up for in numbers of TEETH.

I'LL RUMBLE YOU STRAIGHT TO THE MOON YOU LITTLE WHELP!

[redribbonboy]

...you monster.

Ducks don't need teeth when they have BILLS OF STEEL.

[slobberymongrel]

Im not a monster. Im a dog.

Oho? And what are you going to do? HONK us into submission? HAHA!