Hard as it might be for you to believe, the flaccidity of my penis is a testament to you. My one moving part is now my heart. It beats and cheats its way to the brain. I wonder whether I shall ever be the same again. The other day, in the rain, I thought about how it had rained before. An old English teacher once told me it spelt S-E-X in Hollywood ( Read more... )

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Miniscule sentiments wrapped up
Like presents, swarthed in ambiguity
So I can't see.

I thank you

and dearly.

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sometimes, especially if you are a smoker, you need to buy some fags. not in a george michael type of way - bad bad bad sorry 'joke', but in a cigarette me type of way ( Read more... )

today i felt like a dog today i feel like a dog although we did a gig and it was not that bad and to be perfectly honest with you i am feeling a bit like a dog.

So my mates leave me in the bar, one by one. Not because they want to, but because they have to. So I tell myself. I plan to drink until closing time then go home and drown my sorrows. But before I do I am greeted by a (sort of) friend. He asks for a fag - that's why he was my friend (sort of). I exhale to let him know I am displeased and he ( Read more... )

If you read this blog you will already know that I have a rabbit who lives in the house. The bathroom during the day and pretty much the rest of the ground floor during the evening. If you don’t read this blog then you won’t even be reading it so why am I talking and who am I talking to and I am still talking even now and ( Read more... )

Libido goes when dreams begin and I should know because for the last five years I acted on one and forgot completely about the other but now the time has come my little friends to realise that when you cut down stop completely nearly something that you have done for five years then you start to stop doing other things that you did do and so believe ( Read more... )

I walked the dodgy way to Tesco to try and ensure some trouble. On the way I crossed the roads without looking left or right or even left again. I wanted to get what I deserved. I did not get run over, nor have any trouble whatsoever from any cars. I didn’t get a kicking either ( Read more... )