Mission 19 [action - forward-dated to shortly after Seventh Heaven re-opens]

[redhairedknight]

 [Anyone going to Seventh Heaven for lunch today will get a nasty surprise.  Around noon, one of the tables is going to get uppercutted into the roof, as the young girl who just appeared beneath it growls with frustration.  She's stuck in the standard New Feather clothes, but she doesn't seem to notice or care.]

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[torrenziale]

[Just gonna duck one of those flying tables before it knocks into him, thanks :| He's too busy fuming to notice that this kid looks sorta familiar.]

VOOOOI, brat! The hell do you think you're doing?!

[stupidmira]

... [Well, she wasn't expecting that.] Huh? "Shrunk me"? What do you mean? And who are "they"?

[torrenziale]

Some shitty scientists. And you're closer to The Island of Dr. Moreau than you are any fairy tale.

You're in Luceti, kid.

[stupidmira]

[She doesn't get the reference, but she figures it doesn't really matter.] Where's Luceti? I've never heard of any place with that name! ...In fact, how did I get here?

[torrenziale]

[Squalo exhales a gust of air, moving his bangs, and decides to do things the easy way. He ticks off her questions on his fingers.

Hell if I know.
No one here now had either.
And that's the million dollar question. You solve that, you solve just about everything.

[stupidmira]

So you don't know anything, then? Great.

[torrenziale]

Or you're asking the wrong questions.

[stupidmira]

...Well, what did you mean when you said those scientists shrunk me?

[torrenziale]

Because you are not the you who's been living here. The you I know is older.

[ooc: >.> stupid typos]

[stupidmira]

Really? Are you used to me being a really old lady or something?

((OoC: Don't worry about it; it happens to me all the time!))

[torrenziale]

Saggy skin, wrinkles, the whole bit.

[stupidmira]

And I bet I'm really strong, huh? [In her experience, more often than not, being older means being more powerful.]

[torrenziale]

[He smirks a bit at her enthusiasm, but he rolls his eyes.]

Voi, what you are or aren't in the future doesn't matter, kid. You have to work for what you want first.

[stupidmira]

Heh heh. Yeah, I guess. It'd be kinda boring if I knew my limits anyways. [Limits? What limits? She's a shonen protagonist, after all!]

[torrenziale]

[Who needs 'em anyway XD]

You have a hell of a pair of shoes to grow into, but I figure it's safe to tell you this much: I've never seen anyone better....with a pair of knitting needles.

[stupidmira]

[Erza's eyes widen in anticipation.] That's just what I wanted to hear! I knew that I'd be -

["...with a pair of knitting needles." ...wat. Erza bangs her tiny fists on the table in frustration.] WHAT?!