Gestalt fic: Listerworld. NC-17.

[roadstergal]

Title: Listerworld.
Authors: kahvi and roadstergal.
Rating: NC-17, for this part (1 of 4).
Disclaimer: We do not own them, and we make no money from this. Damn.
A/N: AU ending to Out Of Time. Spoilers up through that episode. Many thanks to musicisavictim for initiating this conversation.
Warnings for character death, sex, and some swearing.

Running around half-naked, not a

Comments

[eviltigerlily]

Wheeeee! Gestalt time again!

bury those who had died during the night's festivities

and would hear the name - oishmegheid, oishmegheid - rising to the sky above.....
"For the love of all that is good and holy, will you goited, gerbil-faced twonkers smegging shut up!"

*falls of the chair laughing*

The tiny marks were unreal. All exactly the same length, in a line like a row of planted chewing-roots, but much more tidy

Mmmm, that's kindda sacry. But it's Rimmer alright.

"I should warn you. I shink I'm... just a little... drunk."

Oh, the cuteness!

No, Lister had never said anything vaguely like 'lovely' about him. Odd, what that randomization program would stick in.

He is just too adorable. *hugs him*

Her voice was a deep mezzo, flirting with alto and having secret affairs with tenor and baritone

What a lovely line.

*looks up* I seem to have run on again.
Poor, sweet, silly Rimmer, nothing ever goes right for him does it?
I like the Lister clones. Very interesting civilazation they got. I love how even the planet seems to

[kahvi]

Gestalt time is the best time.

Glad you liked the intro - it was fun to write!

Yes, he is rather adorable, isn't he? But let me tell you, it doesn't always seem that way when you're trying to get him to do something. ;)

The randomization program thing just killed me. I mean, I knew he would jump to the wrong conclusion, but... *sigh*

The voice-line was mine - thank you!

Oh, just wait until you see the effects of blessed leaf... ;)

[roadstergal]

Oh, that intro was pure Kahvi. I died when I read it. Same with that line about the voice.

I love how even the planet seems to be fitted to Lister-likeness.

You ain't seen the half of it...

Glad you like! :)

[squiggle_bat]

Nooo! No flatlining! *flails arms* What's Rimmer going to do without something to sit round for?

Well, apart from enjoy the Lister-lookalikes in various extremely erotic ways ;)

That was brilliant! I was snorting and giggling the whole way through, even though my heartstrings have been tugged. I'll be crouched over my ;laptop waiting to spring on the next installment.

[roadstergal]

Oh, dear! Well, erm... you will just have to read the next section. ;)

Glad you liked! It was a hoot to write.

[kahvi]

The Lister-lookalikes wouldn't mind at all, I can tell you that much!

Glad you enjoyed it - next installment coming up soon. ;)

[day221b]

Wow! I'm loving this. I can't wait for the next installment.

[roadstergal]

Thanks much, glad you liked! The next bit is up, posted by kahvi. :)

[kahvi]

Thanks - glad you enjoyed it! We sure loved writing it. :)

[jaclynhyde]

::whimper:: The ending! (Luckily, I seem to have another installment to read...)

I always look forward to your gestalt fic, and this certainly doesn't disappoint. The Lister clones are perfect, especially their lack of Rimmer's idea of evolution, and Rimmer is so, so adorable when he's comparing Ilse to Lister.

Her voice was a deep mezzo, flirting with alto and having secret affairs with tenor and baritone.
Adding to the love for this line.

[kahvi]

*Lister clones wave at you, some holding garlands of blessed leaf*

Well, I think it makes sense; Rimmer and Lister are so different in every way. Clearly Lister's clones would never be able to bring forth anything Rimmer would deem worthwile... Or at least not anything he would admit was worthwhile.

Heee - thanks for the line-love! I was worried it was a bit over-done, actually, so I'm glad people like it. :)

Hooray, feedback!

[roadstergal]

"Perfect?" *folds arms and snorts* "Perfectly nutters, you mean."

Thankee! Hope you like the next installment, too. :D

[zekkass]

Yay! Now that all four parts are out, I can start reading it. ('cause I know that if I start reading with it not finished, I'll spend days making up endings and so on.)

And so they would remain until the early hours of the morning, chanting patiently until the curtain of the hut, adorned with blessed leaf, would shiver and part, and the Watcher would come out and should to them his blessing:

"For the love of all that is good and holy, will you goited, gerbil-faced twonkers smegging shut up!"

Gyahahaha! Rimmer the holy one is always adorable/laugh-worthy.

She'd been taught from childhood to obey her curiosity, and this time her reward was more than abundant, as she ended up nearly bumping noses with the Watcher himself

Lister-society that worships Rimmer. I'm now very worried about their bible-equivalents...

The Watcher noted her unease. "Whon't bite." What was wrong with his voice? Ilse giggled.

It's his first visitor in ages, and he gets drunk almost immediately. Why am I not surprised? :)

"You'll get him back," she said,

[kahvi]

Well, perhaps not so much worship as really like having around. ;)

Ilse was fun to work with. I hope I didn't Mary Sue her up too much, though it's really hard when I've got a Lister-like character that's female!

Glad you've enjoyed it so far - thanks for snazzy comments!

[zekkass]

Ah, she's not a Mary-Sue. If Rimmer had fallen in love with her, she would have been a Mary Sue. But he didn't. You're fine. :D

I've got two more reviews to do, and Rimmer running off in the third part isn't helping. *goes back to reading*

[roadstergal]

Yep, Kahvi just killed me with that opening bit.

He wasn't expecting the hooch to be quite so strong. ;) Drunk!Rimmer is always good, as G&N seemed to grok...

Ah, his life is long gone. And it's a good riddance, too, I think. :p

Danke! :D