Gestalt fic: Listerworld. NC-17.

[roadstergal]

Title: Listerworld.
Authors: kahvi and roadstergal.
Rating: NC-17, for this part (1 of 4).
Disclaimer: We do not own them, and we make no money from this. Damn.
A/N: AU ending to Out Of Time. Spoilers up through that episode. Many thanks to musicisavictim for initiating this conversation.
Warnings for character death, sex, and some swearing.

Running around half-naked, not a

Comments

[eviltigerlily]

Wheeeee! Gestalt time again!

bury those who had died during the night's festivities

and would hear the name - oishmegheid, oishmegheid - rising to the sky above.....
"For the love of all that is good and holy, will you goited, gerbil-faced twonkers smegging shut up!"

*falls of the chair laughing*

The tiny marks were unreal. All exactly the same length, in a line like a row of planted chewing-roots, but much more tidy

Mmmm, that's kindda sacry. But it's Rimmer alright.

"I should warn you. I shink I'm... just a little... drunk."

Oh, the cuteness!

No, Lister had never said anything vaguely like 'lovely' about him. Odd, what that randomization program would stick in.

He is just too adorable. *hugs him*

Her voice was a deep mezzo, flirting with alto and having secret affairs with tenor and baritone

What a lovely line.

*looks up* I seem to have run on again.
Poor, sweet, silly Rimmer, nothing ever goes right for him does it?
I like the Lister clones. Very interesting civilazation they got. I love how even the planet seems to be fitted to Lister-likeness. Blessed leaf, huh?

[kahvi]

Gestalt time is the best time.

Glad you liked the intro - it was fun to write!

Yes, he is rather adorable, isn't he? But let me tell you, it doesn't always seem that way when you're trying to get him to do something. ;)

The randomization program thing just killed me. I mean, I knew he would jump to the wrong conclusion, but... *sigh*

The voice-line was mine - thank you!

Oh, just wait until you see the effects of blessed leaf... ;)

[roadstergal]

Oh, that intro was pure Kahvi. I died when I read it. Same with that line about the voice.

I love how even the planet seems to be fitted to Lister-likeness.

You ain't seen the half of it...

Glad you like! :)