Gestalt fic: Listerworld. NC-17.

[roadstergal]

Title: Listerworld.
Authors: kahvi and roadstergal.
Rating: NC-17, for this part (1 of 4).
Disclaimer: We do not own them, and we make no money from this. Damn.
A/N: AU ending to Out Of Time. Spoilers up through that episode. Many thanks to musicisavictim for initiating this conversation.
Warnings for character death, sex, and some swearing.

Running around half-naked, not a

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[zekkass]

Yay! Now that all four parts are out, I can start reading it. ('cause I know that if I start reading with it not finished, I'll spend days making up endings and so on.)

And so they would remain until the early hours of the morning, chanting patiently until the curtain of the hut, adorned with blessed leaf, would shiver and part, and the Watcher would come out and should to them his blessing:

"For the love of all that is good and holy, will you goited, gerbil-faced twonkers smegging shut up!"

Gyahahaha! Rimmer the holy one is always adorable/laugh-worthy.

She'd been taught from childhood to obey her curiosity, and this time her reward was more than abundant, as she ended up nearly bumping noses with the Watcher himself

Lister-society that worships Rimmer. I'm now very worried about their bible-equivalents...

The Watcher noted her unease. "Whon't bite." What was wrong with his voice? Ilse giggled.

It's his first visitor in ages, and he gets drunk almost immediately. Why am I not surprised? :)

"You'll get him back," she said,

[kahvi]

Well, perhaps not so much worship as really like having around. ;)

Ilse was fun to work with. I hope I didn't Mary Sue her up too much, though it's really hard when I've got a Lister-like character that's female!

Glad you've enjoyed it so far - thanks for snazzy comments!

[zekkass]

Ah, she's not a Mary-Sue. If Rimmer had fallen in love with her, she would have been a Mary Sue. But he didn't. You're fine. :D

I've got two more reviews to do, and Rimmer running off in the third part isn't helping. *goes back to reading*

[roadstergal]

Yep, Kahvi just killed me with that opening bit.

He wasn't expecting the hooch to be quite so strong. ;) Drunk!Rimmer is always good, as G&N seemed to grok...

Ah, his life is long gone. And it's a good riddance, too, I think. :p

Danke! :D

[zekkass]

Drunk!Rimmer is, quite frankly, adorable. G/N did a smart thing by including those parts.

*playful whack* Nice try. I've read ahead. He's not dead. ;D