Thirteenth Run - Let me show you my prison tats...

[reckless_rebel]

Things you can do in Vegas without getting arrested:

-Get exceedingly smashed despite being a minor
-Cheat like anything
-Enter strip joints without getting carded
-Light shit on fire
-Steal stuff

Things you can't do in Vegas without getting arrested:

-Jaywalk

Pro tip to the wise, the authorities are really sensitive about jaywalking.

So. The More You Know

Comments

[kanin_gitarist]

Oy, that is stupids.

[reckless_rebel]

Ahahah, I know, right? It was kind of ridiculous.

[kanin_gitarist]

So what are you doings now?

[reckless_rebel]

Chilling, drinking, having a blast.

The usual.

You?

[felinemystique]

Where'd you find a strip club?

[reckless_rebel]

You want the Hooters, the Gentlemen's Club or the Chippendales, B?

[felinemystique]

What's the difference?

[reckless_rebel]

Well the first two are chicks, the second is guys. Gentleman's Club is like, the classy way of saying strip joint anyway.

Watch him pointedly ignore the most obvious things to get indignant about XD

[blue_shields]

.......

You got arrested?

Aahahaha <3 Dash is not the sole of tact

[reckless_rebel]

Yep. Thrown in the slammer. Tossed in the clink.

Caught by the man.

Wanna see my prison tats?

<3

[blue_shields]

Uh, no, thanks.

...This place is making people so reckless.

♥♥♥

[reckless_rebel]

Oh man, c'mon, don't be uptight.

Live a little.

[pinkhairedchild]

What's jaywalking?

And what's a strip joint?

We can smash stuff?

Dash, contributing to the delinquency of minors....

[reckless_rebel]

You know those lines on the street at street corners, B+? You're supposed to cross the street walking between those.

Jaywalking is when you don't cross between those, but cross somewhere else.

A strip joint is where people take their clothes off for money.

Yeah, seems like it!

Blood is taking notes

[pinkhairedchild]

That's real good to know Jogger! If I ever see a street I'll remember that!

And some man stops you if you do that?

...you mean I could go there and run around nakie and people would pay me?

Hee! I need something big to smash stuffs with!

Dash is so going to get in trouble for this

[reckless_rebel]

Awesome. Don't want you arrested little terror.

Yeah, police officers. We don't like cops. The freakin' pigs.

Okay, probably not. 'Cause in a strip joint you have to do this whole song and dance routine, and the ladies there practice a lot, so you should probably leave that to the pros.

Like what?

[redrobinhood]

If you're able to walk still, you ain't doing it right!

[reckless_rebel]

We caught caught mid rampage. Shiro busted us out all Robin Hood style, so we're back to our nefarious doings.

[redrobinhood]

DASH! STOP CORRUPTING MY SISTER!!!

Only I can do that. GOT IT?

[reckless_rebel]

Corrupting? Dude, I'm just telling her the truth. No way am I going to make some fairy story up for her.

Hah, not that I want to horn in on your turf or anything, but last time you handled this stuff it so didn't go well.