Thirteenth Run - Let me show you my prison tats...

[reckless_rebel]

Things you can do in Vegas without getting arrested:

-Get exceedingly smashed despite being a minor
-Cheat like anything
-Enter strip joints without getting carded
-Light shit on fire
-Steal stuff

Things you can't do in Vegas without getting arrested:

-Jaywalk

Pro tip to the wise, the authorities are really sensitive about jaywalking.

So. The More You Know

Comments

[pinkhairedchild]

What's jaywalking?

And what's a strip joint?

We can smash stuff?

Dash, contributing to the delinquency of minors....

[reckless_rebel]

You know those lines on the street at street corners, B+? You're supposed to cross the street walking between those.

Jaywalking is when you don't cross between those, but cross somewhere else.

A strip joint is where people take their clothes off for money.

Yeah, seems like it!

Blood is taking notes

[pinkhairedchild]

That's real good to know Jogger! If I ever see a street I'll remember that!

And some man stops you if you do that?

...you mean I could go there and run around nakie and people would pay me?

Hee! I need something big to smash stuffs with!

Dash is so going to get in trouble for this

[reckless_rebel]

Awesome. Don't want you arrested little terror.

Yeah, police officers. We don't like cops. The freakin' pigs.

Okay, probably not. 'Cause in a strip joint you have to do this whole song and dance routine, and the ladies there practice a lot, so you should probably leave that to the pros.

Like what?

OH YES YOU ARE

[redrobinhood]

WTF ARE YOU TELLING MY SISTER?!

Dash honestly plays well with kids, I swear!

[reckless_rebel]

Look, she was curious. I was just telling her the truth. It's not like she wouldn't find out some day.

And not that I can remember? But lying to kids is one of those things I think I hate adults for doing. Sound familiar Mr. Stork?

[kanin_gitarist]

That was kindas all Chosen's faults with the storks thing.

[reckless_rebel]

Yeah but everyone's perpetuating it. Girl's gonna grow up with some weird thing about birds you know, K.

[kanin_gitarist]

I wanted to tells her the truths or somethings likes it.

[reckless_rebel]

Maybe we should. I mean the misunderstanding is cute, but seriously, that kind of thing isn't cool to keep up.

[kanin_gitarist]

But in persons so no one else can say we shouldn'ts.

You should helps too, you might do it betters.

[redrobinhood]

Fine. As long as you don't scar her for life.

Blood doesn't get what the fuss is about

[pinkhairedchild]

Yeah, I wouldn't wanna get arrested either!

Do they go oink and everything?

I can dance! I dunno if I can sing but I bet I can wiggle real good! Being nakie is fun!

I wanna smash all sorts of stuff, maybe a big hammer!

Bastet can't watch this anymore XD

[felinemystique]

Kiddo, dancing naked is an adult thing because it has to do with sex, and sex is absolutely not for children.

In fact, if anyone does offer to pay you for dancing naked, you should hit them as hard as you can, then come get an adult that you trust.

Okay?

That's because Bastet is a reponsible adult XD

[pinkhairedchild]

Sex? I don't think I've been taught about that yet! How come it's not for children?

I bet I can hit pretty hard! Could I run and get you, I trust you, Lady B!

I think I understand.

she has her moments XD

[felinemystique]

Sex is something that two adults can do, either for pleasure, or to have children. But only sex between a man and a woman can make babies...usually. I don't pretend to know everything about everyone here.

Sure, kiddo, anytime. We'll have to meet soon so you know what I look like. If you can't find me, write in the journal. You've got lots of friends, and any of them would want to help.