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reckless_rebel

Thirteenth Run - Let me show you my prison tats...

Nov 17, 2008 15:51

Things you can do in Vegas without getting arrested:

-Get exceedingly smashed despite being a minor
-Cheat like anything
-Enter strip joints without getting carded
-Light shit on fire
-Steal stuff

Things you can't do in Vegas without getting arrested:

-Jaywalk

Pro tip to the wise, the authorities are really sensitive about jaywalking.

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felinemystique November 17 2008, 23:58:08 UTC

Where'd you find a strip club?

reckless_rebel November 18 2008, 00:00:29 UTC

You want the Hooters, the Gentlemen's Club or the Chippendales, B?

felinemystique November 18 2008, 00:01:32 UTC

What's the difference?

reckless_rebel November 18 2008, 00:03:41 UTC

Well the first two are chicks, the second is guys. Gentleman's Club is like, the classy way of saying strip joint anyway.

felinemystique November 18 2008, 00:05:41 UTC

Huh.

There aren't any places with both?

reckless_rebel November 18 2008, 00:07:46 UTC

Uh. I dunno. There might be? I'm guessing you'll probably only find one or the other though. I could give you directions to Hooters and Chippendales?

felinemystique November 18 2008, 00:24:46 UTC

...what the hell. Go ahead and give me directions to both.

Did either of them seem like the type of place I'd get harassed? I'm not really in the mood for dealing with that right now.

reckless_rebel November 18 2008, 00:46:25 UTC

Okay well, if you're going down the man strip, turn down east Tropicana for Hooters.

For Chippendales, go north along the strip and head west on Flamingo road.

You might get harassed at Hooters? But honestly probably not. Chippendales is for the ladies and the gents you like gents so you should be good there.

inthecenterfold November 21 2008, 17:15:47 UTC

Why don't they give out pamphlets for this stuff? Damn I need to crash those joints before the place changes again.

reckless_rebel November 21 2008, 17:52:02 UTC

I dunno! It should seriously be part of Vegas 101! But I'm just doing my civic duty and putting it out there.

inthecenterfold November 21 2008, 18:20:52 UTC

Seriously, it is much appreciated.

reckless_rebel November 21 2008, 18:28:19 UTC

Sure thing buddy! I mean, I know I'd want someone to put out that vital info, if roles were reversed.

inthecenterfold November 21 2008, 18:38:51 UTC

Some of us just aren't that great at the whole map thing. Ask Kanin if you don't believe me.

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