WoW Commercial Idea

[realityanalyst]

Hello, I’m Jane Doe, and I’m an addict.

I’m a slave to the compelling draw of World of Warcraft.

You’re no doubt wondering, Hey, Jane, how do I get a life? Simple: never get World of Warcraft in the first place and you can be anyone you want.

I’m Jane Doe and I’m an ex-addict.

What’s your life?

World of Warcraft: avoid it like the plague.

Rated A

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[ruby_c_took]

Hello, I'm Jane Doe and I'm here to tell you about World of Warcraft.
In one sentence: cheaper than heroin. Indeed, if you think your life is missing a life-sucking, unbreakable addiction, World of Warcraft is for you!
World of Warcraft: you can never go back.

Available in all game, electronic and retail stores. Rated T for teen, content may change during online play.

*Jane smiles eerily*

[realityanalyst]

LOL! We could make a whole series. :)