WoW Commercial Idea

[realityanalyst]

Hello, I’m Jane Doe, and I’m an addict.

I’m a slave to the compelling draw of World of Warcraft.

You’re no doubt wondering, Hey, Jane, how do I get a life? Simple: never get World of Warcraft in the first place and you can be anyone you want.

I’m Jane Doe and I’m an ex-addict.

What’s your life?

World of Warcraft: avoid it like the plague.

Rated A for Addictiveness