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You must be kidding
I am trying to pass emergency legistation to have tomorrow also declared a national holiday. Close all the government offices, send everyone home, just get it done with. the toehr holidays this time of year have eves, why not Thanksgiving?
Damnit. I want to go home. -
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Minutes from this week ( Read more... ) -
Since I'm up...
Laura was craving peanut butter crackers and infomercials, so I've no chance of getting to sleep any time soon. So I prod the internet a bit and come up with this:
Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
RbloodysterlingitisCause:drug abuseSymptoms:pale skin, talking like a pirate, slightly impaired hearingCure:attempt to repeat causeHrm. Horribly ( Read more... ) -
Unusual
I am watching cartoons. I never watched cartoons as child, except for that awful one MTV used to have. Sylvia enjoyed it ( Read more... ) -
Misery
"Happy birthday, Robert. What did God get you this year ( Read more... ) -
Aaaaaargh!
Someone, anyone, please get that damn "I Believe In A Thing Called Love" song out of my head before I blow my brains out to make it stop. -
Black Friday
Oh dear God in heaven do I hate shopping. With lists and having to avoid people and the damn mall was ridiculous ( Read more... ) -
Huzzah
Does one celebrate the anniversary of an assasination attempt? It has been twelve years, can we look back on it and laugh yet? I suppose it would be inappropriate still. Oh well.
Here's to me not dying.
