Things one generally doesn’t want to hear while going abroad or being there:
1. “Cosher breakfast! Cosher breakfast!” (A stuardess on a plane at 2:00 in the morning, after everybody fell asleep).
2. “Hrrm. Hrrrrr. Hrrrrrrrrrr”. (A typically huge man, typically snoring in a seat next to you).
3. “Achew! Achoo! Ha-choooo! Prrrrrrr
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