-
The Butthurt's Lament
In the wee hours of the night, words came to my ear from a wandering sprite ( Read more... ) -
(Untitled)
Mostly posting over at Facebook these days, since most of the people I know are on it. For those interested, you can find me there at http://www.facebook.com/msguertin. Most of the posts I do here have been of the private journal type, since I use this to work things out; sometimes it just helps to get things down "on paper", or at least on virtual ( Read more... ) -
Ode to a Ripe Tomato on My Windowsill
Glistening, red, juicy
You gaze at me, longing
To satisfy, to become one;
Your tender flesh yearns
For my touch.
I reach out, softly stroking
grazing with trembling fingertips
to draw you closer.
Opening with willing eagerness
You yield to me,
Unable to contain your juices
As they flow over my blade,
dripping.
I lick them from my fingers
as I lay you gently
( Read more... ) -
To Sora, since I probably won't be on tomorrow...
Happy birthday, kiddo! Consider yourself hugged. :)
-
(Untitled)
Week 4 of Computer Literacy class.
Still in possession of 4.0 average.
Have been praised by instructor for "insightful" comments and writings.
Still have not cracked the textbook for class.
Go me. :) -
(Untitled)
One wonders what set of circumstances would have to occur to make this look like a viable plan.
*****
German student attacks Hell's Angels with puppy
(Reuters) - A German student created a major traffic jam in Bavaria after making a rude gesture at a group of Hell's Angels motorcycle gang members, hurling a puppy at them and then escaping on a stolen ( Read more... ) -
An interesting tidbit...
Found while wandering the web and submitted for your consideration - God's checklist.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvRPbsXBVBo
-
Inner child has playmate...
The fair is in town, so, naturally, it was necessary that we go. When we got to the ticket gate, Himself asked, "Are you under 12?" At the fair? Are you kidding? I'm about 8. :)
We went to the pig races, where I picked the winner and won a blue first-prize ribbon. Go #4! Visited the petting zoo, where I petted a niglai for the first time. Go me! ( Read more... ) -
My friends send me the strangest things...
Alternatively titled, "As if I didn't have enough body issues..."
The email is a scary, scary place some days...especially when it includes information on such trendy tidbits as "vajazzling". I did not make up that word; it's a very real, if very odd, new way to make one's ladyparts "prettier". It involves a Brazilian wax (OUCH!!!) or lasering, ( Read more... )
