Title: Snape’s Summer Job
Characters: Snape, unknown wizard
Rating: R (language)
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Word Count: See Author’s Note
A/N: The count on this is 110. I am asking the judges to be lenient as this is NOT at all an original idea. It comes from "Monty Python's Previous Record" and "Monty Python's Instant Record Collection" ( Read more... )

Someone sent me this via email. It sounds like it might just work (or have an impact anyway), and with gas at 2.85/gallon this morning, I'm willing to try anything.

I don't know much about economics, but there may be some truth to ( Read more... )

Hey everyone! Sorry it's been so long! I've had to move out of my apartment and into another on a full work schedule, plus I have been praying for spring (see picture), and working on a new spec. It's quite long, and I had hoped to have it finished before I posted it, but as I am kind of blocked, I thought I would go ahead and put the first few ( Read more... )

For some reason, he was having a hard time forgiving the old bugger for putting him through the whole experience, even though Snape had vowed to obey him without question--whatever befell--years ago, and even though he had known that he would be responsible for the former Headmaster's resurrection. Snape was not overly burdened with conscience, but ( Read more... )

"I think a nice shepherd's pie for supper", Albus mused aloud. Snape glared. The old bugger knew sheperd's pie...good shepherd's pie...was another of Snape's few culinary weaknesses ( Read more... )

“WHAT HAVE YOU DONE ( Read more... )

Here are my fashion test results! I must admit, I was a bit proud of myself...my mom trained me well. When we would shop, she would always tell me "You can look well-put-together no matter what weight you are." At 250 lbs, it's words to live by! ;-D

Fashionista61% Tastefulness, 48% Originality, 55% Deliberateness, 45% Sexiness ( Read more... )

I had lots of fun with this one. Thanks much to whoever found it ( Read more... )

Attention friends! Yes, I have finally written another installment. If you enjoy it, do pass the word on as my Friends list is still very small. And THANKS for all the positive feedback!---Meriadoc

THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS
Rating: Right now, PG-13 for being relatively scary, plus some violence to come.
Genre: Angst
Disclaimer: This is a work of ( Read more... )

Another gem from my Mom's email!

Address given by Dr. Meyers at Oklahoma University Peace Rally

November 14, 2004As some of you know, I am minister of Mayflower Congregational Church in Oklahoma City, an Open and Affirming, Peace and Justice church in northwest Oklahoma City, and professor of Rhetoric at Oklahoma City University ( Read more... )