I.. am thinking it's a sign ( Read more... )

After much searching, I have acquired Monkey Monkey Underpants.

Pictures will not be forthcoming.

Today's Specials:

Pork with Coconut Salsa
Lemon Chicken Risotto
White Asparagus
Salad (iceberg lettuce, water chestnuts, artichokes, pine nuts, pear, ranch dressing)
Moscato wine
Vanilla Cupcakes

Monday:
Going to go for a bike ride. Got the bike out of the driveway, rear tire was flat.
Added air to the tire, got it out of the driveway, and the seatpost snapped.

Wednesday:
Coming home from grocery store, hit a bird in-flight, then felt it go under the tire.

Friday's itinerary will apparently include a bus of nuns, kittens, pandas, and a

For as long as I can remember, I've had trouble breathing. One side of my nose will be stopped up, particularly if I lean to that side for anything over 10 minutes. I knew this was classic Deviated Septum, from my mom having had the surgery to correct hers. Today, I finally got to a doctor to get it checked out professionally (since I have ( Read more... )

Lessons learned:
Only UNIX nerds would try making the blinds be the Fibonacci series.
Only UNIX nerds would be so bad at Excel that they'd fuck up the columns.
Only drunk UNIX nerds would detect this well into the night, and then argue for 20 minutes about what the blinds should be.

The Indian guy who's never played before probably hasn't learned ( Read more... )

In the past 2 days, I've had no fewer than 8 people bemoan the lack of good bagels in North Carolina, including a large contingent of relocated yankees at work.

That almost sounds like a business opportunity waiting to happen. I wonder if a tech burnout could run a small restaurant.

( Time to bake! )

Has anyone seen my ass? It got handed to me, and then it got kicked. I'm sure it's around here somewhere. I was kinda attached to it, even though I've never really seen it.

(REPAGES? CAVERNS over a triple word? Ow.)

Spent a lot of time with music on and brain off. Picked up on 3 new-to-me must-have tracks, not counting Daft Punk from the Doyle's outing ( Read more... )