[011] Sunday 30 August 2022.

[rathereffable]

Comments

[smithami]

What happened?

[rathereffable]

You absolutely sure you don't want to guess? It's much more fun that way!

[smithami]

I'm not very good at guessing.

[rathereffable]

Well, what happens every time I tell Nicky-poo that I love him and he should touch my broomstick, strapping chap that he is?

[buttonholed]

I guess I got a little carried away Decent practice, regardless.

[rathereffable]

Was it? I can't quite remember now, you know. Must've hit my head -- imagine that!

[buttonholed]

You didn't hit it that hard.

[rathereffable]

And how would you know, darling?

[with_bite]

Seems like it was a very physical practice. Are you alright?

[rathereffable]

Indeed, and on both accounts! I'll be all right if I just stay in bed for the while, apparently, but this sort of rough-housing builds character, so I can't whinge about it.

Mind you, Nicky-poo apparently doesn't like homoerotic jokes much, so I wouldn't advise making them if you don't want to look like a panda.

[with_bite]

Cadoc Phillips got me onto a tonic mixed with Essence of Murtlap which is really good for bruises. Maybe you could send someone to an apocathery for it.

Nick and I are no longer on speaking terms. Having broken up Being a girl, I'm sure I'll never have to worry about that.

[rathereffable]

What? I know I got my nose fixed, but that's a special -- And admit defeat and vanity? Thanks for the offer, but I shall bravely bear my battle scars like a proper man. Or panda, as it may be. Close enough.

You never know and therefore ought to be prepared!

[prefers_jam]

Would that he had gone for your nether regions...

[rathereffable]

Sorry, darling, but I can't read inkblots. Actually, I can't read much of anything right now, come to think of it. What were you trying to say? And could you please write in bigger letters?

[prefers_jam]

Violence is barbaric. Whoever hit you?

[rathereffable]

It is not -- done right, it's a perfectly lovely way to build character among us chaps! And it was Flowers, of course -- who else would it be?

[celkin]

You look like a panda? That doesn't sound pleasant!

[rathereffable]

Rubbish -- of course I look pleasant with panda eyes. I daresay it's rather fitting for my reputable cuddly nature. Could do without the ghastly headache and having to lie down with a sack of frozen peas on my face though.

[celkin]

I meant it sounds like it hurts. And you can take things so you don't have a headache!

[rathereffable]

What is it with girls and not getting that -- I prefer to take it like a proper man, thank you.