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with_bite March 31 2008, 08:39:01 UTC
Seems like it was a very physical practice. Are you alright?

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rathereffable March 31 2008, 08:43:14 UTC
Indeed, and on both accounts! I'll be all right if I just stay in bed for the while, apparently, but this sort of rough-housing builds character, so I can't whinge about it.

Mind you, Nicky-poo apparently doesn't like homoerotic jokes much, so I wouldn't advise making them if you don't want to look like a panda.

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with_bite March 31 2008, 08:47:57 UTC
Cadoc Phillips got me onto a tonic mixed with Essence of Murtlap which is really good for bruises. Maybe you could send someone to an apocathery for it.

Nick and I are no longer on speaking terms. Having broken up Being a girl, I'm sure I'll never have to worry about that.

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rathereffable March 31 2008, 08:53:04 UTC
What? I know I got my nose fixed, but that's a special -- And admit defeat and vanity? Thanks for the offer, but I shall bravely bear my battle scars like a proper man. Or panda, as it may be. Close enough.

You never know and therefore ought to be prepared!

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with_bite March 31 2008, 08:58:44 UTC
At least if you have them on both eyes, you'll coordinate.

Nick would never lash out physically at a witch. He just writes really horrid comments about how they're cockteases.

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rathereffable March 31 2008, 09:04:19 UTC
I say, I never thought of it that way before. Here I was just admiring how I'm at least symmetrical -- I heard that's supposed to be seen as fit, so that's just spiffing. I look rather charming will full lips too -- imagine that! I thought they'd be just a little girly, but what doesn't look good on me?

Oh, what a gentleman then! And can you write that again? It looks like an inkblot, but I can't read thick letters very well right now.

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with_bite March 31 2008, 09:09:12 UTC
I get the feeling that you're making fun of me, but I can't be bothered enough to care. There's glamour charms you can use to get fuller lips. I wouldn't mess around with them though unless you really know what you're doing - any spells to alter your appearance can be iffy. I use hair potion but in terms of stuff that I put on my face I prefer to use Muggle make-up. It's not as permanent but at least you don't risk enlarging your eyelid to three times its normal size if you don't apply it properly.

I wrote that I'm sure you'll look very handsome either way, but then I got embarrassed and crossed it out.

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rathereffable March 31 2008, 09:16:36 UTC
Er -- I was merely being facetious about the fact that my lip has swollen such that I look like I've got a sausage stuck to my face. Sorry about not being clearer! I'm too beautiful to need glamour charms and make-up -- how utterly ghastly! Thanks for the splendid advice, darling! I'll be sure to pass it along to Lizzy, what with her about to become a lady soon.

Why, there is no need to be embarrassed about that -- it is the truth.

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with_bite March 31 2008, 09:49:52 UTC
Sorry. I thought you wanting to wear make-up was a bit odd although I'm still not certain Lizzy ever got that lip balm. It also wouldn't be a good idea as Carmichael likely has been deluding himself for years that he is the prettiest in Slytherin and you might force him to reconsider himself.

I won't beg to differ there. You're so vain...I bet you think this song is abou-

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rathereffable April 1 2008, 00:28:05 UTC
Indeed! I don't think manly men wear make-up and Mummy says it's vulgar to wear too much and look like a tart anyway. You mean my sister might make him reconsider? Don't know about that -- I always thought 'pretty' was supposed to be for girls anyway, not strapping young chaps like Carmichael. And he certainly is very strapping!

Quite right, darling.

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