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Are you aware of Garfield?
What on earth possessed me to google for images of whale lice? I'm still shuddering about it. Whales are now off my cute list. Drop bears, you're moving on up. Chlamydia and stinky urine are far less gross than lice. -
Belated is my middle name
I'm pretty neutral about Valentine's Day. I don't love the day, but I certainly don't hate it either. So, I don't generally make a fuss about the day at all, but this Valentine's graphic may be one of the best Valentine's greetings ever. It's definitely number one in my book.
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Related to my previous post
A post on stupid_free is saved from fail by Youtube 90' videos. From the Animaniacs to Ranma 1/2, from Beanie Babies to David Duchovny wearing a tea-cup, from only song I like from the Backstreet Boys to this classic by Green Jello:
I can't get too involved in 90's nostalgia, because it makes me feel too fucking old. Also, my fondness for the ( Read more... ) -
Firefly fans:
What's up with calling Firefly fans Browncoats? Whenever I see that term, my brain automatically reads it as Brownshirts. Then I get aggravated, thinking, "God damn it, there are too many Neo-Nazi fucks out there." -
Fröhliche Geburtstag!
Happy birthday, untitledomen! I couldn't find a good birthday macro that I liked, so instead you get one that recently made me LOL:
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Regret is for horseshoes and handbags
I keep meaning to put an entry up here, but every time I sit down to write, I lose my momentum (see: Reason #258 why I suck at blogging/journaling/whatever-the-fuck-this-is ( Read more... ) -
The founding fathers never intended the poor to live into their forties
A little while ago, I mentioned that my t.v. was broken. It still is and I still have not purchased a replacement. It's not just because I'm lazy (although that probably is the biggest reason why):
- Once I get a new t.v., I will have to get rid of the old one, and that sucker is heavy and just awkward to carry downstairs. Of course, once I get it ( Read more... )
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Some of the best jokes are about cripples
It's not often that I can indulge in schadenfreude when it comes to winter weather in New England, but this weekend has been different. First, the west coast gets battered by a shitty storm (for a fucking change) and then over here in Massachusetts, our cold snap ends. In fact, it could be in the sixties here by Tuesday. True, this will probably ( Read more... ) -
I am tough to go through, because I am tangible
I really have to wonder at movie critics sometimes. In what universe is Sweeney Todd as gory as the Saw movies? Yes, there is a lot of blood in Sweeney Todd, but the blood is obviously fake and cartoonish, and there is very little actual gore. I would use macabre to describe Sweeney Todd, never gory. Even if you are the squeamish type, I'm pretty ( Read more... ) -
Beware of ice picks
I would complain about the weather (snow storm on Thursday and a Northeaster this weekend), but I don't plan on setting one foot outside until Monday.
It's old news that SUP bought LJ. Remember how I poked fun at the people freaking out over the "Commies buying an American company"? They might have been right. Perhaps the purges have already begun ( Read more... )
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