Where am I and what am I doing here?

[ram_this]

I've been here all of what, two hours? I hate this place already. Everything's small. Earth jets are ugly (ugh, Primus help me, I need to find a better alt mode before I hurt something). There are FLYING THINGS that keep getting sucked into my fragging intakes. The only potentially redeeming quality about this miserable planet is that there are so

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[purplepoof]

... oh look, it's a conehead. Primus, listen, if you're getting things sucked into your intakes that are gumming things up, you're doing it wrong.

*distasteful grimace*

You're right, though. Earth jets aren't the prettiest things... but hey, at least they've got wings.

[ram_this]

Well if it isn't Skywarp the Wonder Seeker. Fancy seeing you here. Teleported yourself into any walls lately?

How was I supposed to know these micro-processored organic squishies wouldn't know to move out of the way of an oncoming creature a thousand times their size?
At least they're dead now. At the expense of my cleanliness, but dead nonetheless.

[purplepoof]

Pfft. I'd better be the Wonder Seeker if I'm being compared to you, your brilliance.

Because they're micro-processored organic squishies? C'mon, the things're stupider than one of those groundbound Autobot minibots. They probably fly even closer to us because we're shiny.

Yeah, perhaps. But you do know how fast organics reproduce, right? It's downright creepy.

[ram_this]

What is it with you flatheads and your cocky little superiority complexes?

Do not...just do not even talk about those things reproducing right now. I don't want to know, I don't want to think about it...there's still bits of them in my engines, for Primus' sake.

[hell_copter]

Ramjet, you finally decided to show. I will be sure to pad the walls for your arrival.

[ram_this]

Ha ha.

[teh_evl_ovrlrd]

If you break anything on base, you -will- fix it. By yourself.

[ram_this]

Why do you think I'll break anything on base? I've never broken anything. That didn't deserve to be broken, I mean.

[teh_evl_ovrlrd]

Consider yourself warned, is all I'm saying.

[ram_this]

Warning noted.

[wonderful_skies]

Welcome to Earth! I'm Fireflight, one of the resident Aerialbots. : D

Try not to hurt people. We're at peace and I'd hate to see you get fragged by Megatron so soon after arriving. ^^

[ram_this]

...I think my headache just got worse.

[wonderful_skies]

Want me to get some Energon for it?

[ram_this]

Not if it's coming from you.

[bombsbombs_away]

Great. Another pointy-headed idiot. As if the emo-bot wasn't enough.

[ram_this]

Why don't you come on over here and we'll see just how much of an idiot I am after I've scrapped your worthless aft.

[bombsbombs_away]

Like to see you try, conehead.

[ram_this]

Bring it. Ramming into cliffs can only do so much to relieve stress.