Comments | ram_this: Where am I and what am I doing here?

ram_this

Where am I and what am I doing here?

Mar 03, 2008 23:26

I've been here all of what, two hours? I hate this place already. Everything's small. Earth jets are ugly (ugh, Primus help me, I need to find a better alt mode before I hurt something). There are FLYING THINGS that keep getting sucked into my fragging intakes. The only potentially redeeming quality about this miserable planet is that there are so ( Read more... )

thrust, dirge, crashing into things, in need of a cleaning

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thtaintfriendly March 4 2008, 16:58:32 UTC

They do it because they hate you and want you to suffer. Dirge has been here for - oh, how long now?

When you're done further damaging the wreck you call a processor, head to [[coordinates]]. Don't shoot the Autobots. Or impact them at high speeds, for that matter.

ram_this March 4 2008, 18:06:54 UTC

I'm not understanding this 'don't hurt the Autobots' thing, Starscream. Who the frag am I supposed to hurt if I can't hurt Autobots?

thtaintfriendly March 8 2008, 19:04:13 UTC

I think 'drinking to kill the pain' is the common tactic.

ram_this March 8 2008, 20:07:18 UTC

I suppose that works.

the_twin_beaks March 5 2008, 00:43:47 UTC

Don't clean up just yet! I wanna take pictures of your intakes!

ram_this March 5 2008, 00:50:47 UTC

Like FRAG you will!
Unless you'd like to be sucked in too. I could arrange that.

beafrdvryafrd March 5 2008, 06:23:16 UTC

I'm here already, Ramjet. So yeah.

ram_this March 5 2008, 06:45:22 UTC

And why didn't you tell me you were here?
Primus, how did I ever get stuck with you as a wingmate?

beafrdvryafrd March 5 2008, 07:06:37 UTC

I don't know. Just your bad luck I suppose. Terribly sorry. I was busy organizing my CD collection. First I thought I would do it alphabetically, but then I thought maybe frequency listened to, but then I thought maybe chronologically would be better...keep changing my mind.

ram_this March 5 2008, 07:11:18 UTC

...
Forget it. I'll deal with you after I'm done with this Divebomb character.

space_bound March 5 2008, 15:10:02 UTC

Too Autobot to stand space? Poor mech, too much for your two-bit brain to handle, obviously.

ram_this March 5 2008, 17:05:52 UTC

Just because some of us prefer company doesn't make us somehow lesser than you. Freak.

space_bound March 6 2008, 01:51:32 UTC

Why don't you go hump a minibot like the other Seekers do? Dirtkisser.

ram_this March 6 2008, 02:02:07 UTC

Yeah, I don't need it that badly. You, on the other hand, sound like you might.

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