How To Annoy Snape: Part The Second.

[rainylondonight]

And incase you are wondering where the hell the other 150 are.I totally forgot that I meant to post the second half of this. It never ceases to make me snerk regardless of shitty happenings in my lacklustre love life at the moment. Abundance of Snape = THE antidote

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[rainylondonight]

I knew you would ;P

The one that gave me the most amusing mental image was the asking Snape about the menstrual cycle one. My friend came up with that idea first, we couldn't stop laughing about it. Just imagining some Slytherin girl getting her first period in Potions class & subsequently having to ask Snape to be excused is just too, too funny. And absolutely petrifying.

[spacedlaw]

You wrote that scene, didn't you ?
That list is brilliant. many favourites.
Going back to read the first one.

[theambertrap]

You win. You win so hard it isn't even funny.

173. Transfigure his robes into a safari-suit. Wear one yourself. Dance about and slap him with pilchards.

I love you.

[rainylondonight]

Aw, I wish I could be worthy of your praise - but you see, I did not write these, so alas :(

[rainylondonight]

But yay Monty Python, regardless.

[theambertrap]

hahaha. Man, i'm sure you could have written them, though :P With your intimate knowledge of Snape, and all.

But yes, yay to monty python! Hee.

[lemouse]

251. Wait to one side of the staff room door with a club in your hands. Bash him over the head and knock him out when he emerges. Do this every day until he is scared to leave the staff room.

I was already in an uncontrollable fit of giggles when I came across his little number, and then proceeded to slide down the wall in hysteria....

Hehehe, adding to mems, thats for sure.