Dear Nina,

Keep up your efforts to make the baby come, because I like laughing.

Love,

The Universe

P.S. Also keep on drinking that foul tea. And hoping. Your hope tastes sweet. Like your tears.

Ah, life, it has such a sense of humour. We all knew that right? And how nice it is to get reminders. So let me regale you with retelling the series of cosmic pranks which Z and I have been living with since Friday ( Read more... )

October 2007 may well become known as the month when the Universe decided to beat up on Z and Nina until they wept for mercy just so it could go "No mercy for you suckers!" and then kick them in the teeth some more. My stress levels can be perhaps accurately mirrored in the fact that I either seem to have no appetite at all, or I eat vast ( Read more... )

Before I begin any substantial recital of what I have been doing in my life, may I just say:

To The Person Who Stole My Mobile Phone, I Hope You Get Brain Cancer ( Read more... )

Today has started out as a pretty dreadful day ( Read more... )

I've just realised why I am so damn listless and cranky. It is because the intensely hormonal time of the month approaches fast ( Read more... )