Yesterday was a very exciting day. mzdt came by my workplace and got greeted most appropriately by hordes of screaming children, and he came bearing a bucket which delighted me to no end
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She was too dilated too quickly for an epidural so had to rely on N2O gas. Unfortunately, though the initial dilation was really quick Tom then hung around for ages. She had to have an IV drip to try to speed it up (didn't work). Actually she was on 2 drips, cause the first one didn't find the vein, or something. The blood came from the episiotomy, which wasn't pleasant... better than a caesarean though.
Everytime I lived with a female, some aspect of my wardrobe would inevatibly shrink. "Oh, it's not me" they would say. I just knew it. Women are the Underwear Gnomes.
and you would hate my closet. i have so many of those tracksuit pants things.
*shields eyes*
actually... here's a dirty secret. i own a few tracksuit bottoms myself and have been known to wear them. *gasp*
i don't mind tracksuit bottoms completely so long as they actually look flattering upon the figure of a person. [queue yesterday's conversation wth z: "Those aren't tracksuit bottoms, they are pyjamas." N: "They are tracksuits honey. Just pretty ones. See, it says ACTIVE on them. They can't be pyjamas".
i think it's easier to achieve with females though and wide legged tracksuit hipster.
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Tom had to had a vacuum attached to his head to pull him out. And there was a lot more blood.
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I hope your wife had at the very least access to some very good drugs.
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The blood came from the episiotomy, which wasn't pleasant... better than a caesarean though.
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we only do it for your own good and in the knowledge that one day you will thank us.
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and you would hate my closet. i have so many of those tracksuit pants things. they're so comfy though...
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*shields eyes*
actually... here's a dirty secret. i own a few tracksuit bottoms myself and have been known to wear them. *gasp*
i don't mind tracksuit bottoms completely so long as they actually look flattering upon the figure of a person.
[queue yesterday's conversation wth z: "Those aren't tracksuit bottoms, they are pyjamas." N: "They are tracksuits honey. Just pretty ones. See, it says ACTIVE on them. They can't be pyjamas".
i think it's easier to achieve with females though and wide legged tracksuit hipster.
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;)
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take it as a sign that when you give birth have there be lots and lots of drugs involved, just like god intended. ;)
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