We had Fake Thanksgiving yesterday, and if I do say so myself I pronounce it a great success ( Read more... )

I had the quickest drink &meet in the world in a pub with some beautiful people where a man tried to sell us dodgy M&S steak ( Read more... )

Happy birthday my favourite humanfemale!

May all your days be witty and shiny and gay.

Ridiculous Accidneal Self-Injury

Yesterday, when shutting the car boot I accidentally slammed it down onto parts of myself. Soft parts of myself (like my arm and my nose) which strongly objected to this and have turned all kinds of purple to teach me a lesson.

SaboteursThis morning Matei slept-in until the unprecedented hour of 8:45am and so did ( Read more... )

I have had a most wonderful day fortified as it has been by some wonderful people, and excellent cake, and two charming babies, and the sky never actually shedding rain even after Z nearly doomed us all by calling the clouds' bluff ( Read more... )

Well, my goodness, what an eventful couple of weeks it's been! On Friday my back went into spasm which on the scale of entertainment scores even higher than Breastfeeding With Mastitis. I think of it as Adventures in Horizontal Childcare but really it's very inconvenient. Although I don't generally back away from a challenge and flapping leaflets ( Read more... )

Occasionally when I'm feeling weepy and unsure about what good my life on this earth does to anybody, all I have to remember is the state of Z's shoes and trousers before we started going out and my Life's Path It Opens Up and Shines Shinily Before Me ( Read more... )

"The baby is fine. Strepsils are not heroin" is merely the latest additions to Things I Never Thought I'd Say In My Life ( Read more... )

There is frost grafitti on all the kitchen windows and the only people funnier than my friends are their parents.

M relating a story about her horny Ducschund who at two months old was humping all the available legs of the household so much that he made his manhood bleed and M's father took the dog to the vet.
The vet: "Well sir, in cases like ( Read more... )

Who wants to work, when one can do memes instead ( Read more... )