Mn.... Jet lag jet lag. I will be tidying my classroom to stay awake if anyone needs me.

Also, if any calls come for me.... don't tell them I'm here.

O-Oh nmo. It is April the first. M-MY DRAWERS, THEY ARE GLUED SHUT! WH-WHO TAUGHT MAJIRU OF THIS ATROCIOUS HOLIDAY?!?!

This is fearful! This is worse than I thought! Me England is worse than before! Now I deceive from the library for the grammar where I am fearful catch! ZETSUBOOOOU! ! ZETSUBOUUUUSHITTAA! ! This you speak fearful method left me to despair!

So much anger-puru! People should be happier-puru! It isn't so bad, is it-purupuru? So let's all pull through this together-puru!

Also, I've sprouted rabbit ears-puru. And a tail-puru. They're very cute-puru.

Notheless, math classes will continue as scheduled-puru.

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Come, Ritsu-sensei. Let us go enjoy ourselves with a nice dinner and some nice liquor! You may stay the night as well! I would very much enjoy it! Let us finally go on a date, dear Ritsu-sensei, before the demoralized youths destroy the whole city!

This is my goodbye to you all. Goodbye students. Goodbye faculty. Goodbye Fandango High School. Goodbye Florida. Goodbye United States. Goodbye World.

Please send my last will and testament to my family. It's in the briefcase be-- ah.. aah.. w-woah.. eeeeyaaah!

[ooc: Nozomu has given up... again. So he's hung himself from a tree. Enya is playing ( Read more... )

Florida is a disappointing place. Too many cars. Driving on the wrong side of the road. Angry people on cellphones. Too much sun! Too much hustle and bustle! Not at all a sunny paradise! And foreigners and Amish tourists are given funny looks on the street when asking directions ( Read more... )

And so the holidays end... People become intolerant and cruel again, without even an excuse. The light of the holidays melts with the snow and I find the irregularly warm weather awful. It is not something enjoyable to be anywhere outside of the home after the holidays ( Read more... )

I suppose I have a few resolutions for this year, though I know better than to believe that I will accomplish them. They are hopeless wishes of a useless life. New Years Resolutions are the empty wishes of fools. No one ever accomplishes them! No one ever remembers! I will not succeed. Success of any kind only leads to failure and disappointment! ( Read more... )