Christine: I need to be dropped headfirst into a jacuzee and left there. [Legs hurting]
Dad: Jacuzees are about SEX.
Christine: No they're not!
Dad: SEX! I've been around the block a few times, young lady.
Christine: That's like saying going to the pool is about sex.
Dad: No, going to the pool is about showing off your sexual power. But
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