Random freak event of the morning?

There's something in Bryn's closet.

No, I'm not being metaphorical.  Something was moving around in there.

At first, I thought a squirrel had chewed through the window screen again.  They do that a lot lately, and it is very annoying, because even though the squirrels have no problem getting between screen and glass ( Read more... )

Sometimes I wish that the world would end ( Read more... )

I've gotten a job.  At BP.  I have to wear a yellow T-shirt with a green gas pump on it ( Read more... )

Not a day goes by that I'm okay with the fact that it happened ( Read more... )

Nick, general manager at work, has a thing or two to say about apples disappearing from the freezer:

“These apples are NOT for consumption.  They are for use in muffins only.  If you want apples-Giant Eagle and Kroger sell them.  Go buy your own.  Thanks, Nick.”

I wonder if I should mention that I’ve never seen anyone stealing frozen apple ( Read more... )

So, I moved to Columbus, Ohio, a while back.  For the first two weeks, I did mild job-hunting and basically hung out.

Then my paternal grandmother died, and I went back to Michigan for six hellish days.

When I escaped, and ran back to Ohio, I stopped off at roommate Bryn's place of employment, Tim Horton's, and filled out an application.

Nick, the ( Read more... )

"Say Goodbye"

She said "Don't leave this up to me to say
That I don't love you anyway
Just leave it up to me to say goodbye"
Because these good times will never last
Keep a hand on the wheel and a foot on the gas
We thought it would last forever
I wish you'd just remember

No
Will anything change your mind?
She said
A one way ticket was a pretty good sign
And I ( Read more... )

No matter how soft Kleenex says those damn tissues are, they're not soft enough to keep your nose from getting chapped during a severe cold ( Read more... )

I found this saved on my computer... barely remember half this stuff... but suddenly life just got a little clearer.

February 22, 2006

8:23 a.m. Am awakened by mother, who demands to know why my alarm is going off. Groan and mumble that am missing my show. She snaps that she is on vacation and dislikes being woken up by beeping.

2:14 p.m. Wake ( Read more... )

Linsay and I pissed Joe off by smoking together, and therefore forcing him to handle all the calls at once.  He bitched about it.  I smiled.  On the inside, of course.

You know, I hate being the sort of person who has to talk about someone behind their back.  Unfortunately, I can't talk about Joe to his face.  I have no authority to tell him to ( Read more... )