someone's been here

[railwaymadness]

Someone moved the things on my desk last night. Not a lot. Just enough. Teapot (under teacozy) tipped onto the handle, mouse off the pad, keyboard shoved up against the monitor. This is not how I keep my workspace. Has a very inept agent been planting bugs in order to monitor me? Have my coworkers been ransacking my office trying to find the peanut

Comments

[dingopariah]

You're sure they haven't replaced everything with a near-exact but slightly inferior replica?

[railwaymadness]

Argh! I am not! I'm going to be mad if they made an inferior replica of my teapot. My sister made me that teapot! Grrrrr.

[timquestionmark]

One of my coworkers came in late one night and found the security guard sleepin at one of our desks.

[railwaymadness]

I don't understand how the whole "security guard" thing can posssibly work. If they're good enough to provide any actual security, wouldn't they have different jobs?

[railwaymadness]

Life was sad and full of cold tea before I had a cozy. Although for a while I was using a hat with much success. Many people have commented on my tendency to take my teapot with me when forced to work in other locations during teatime. I have not yet started transporting the cozy but I suspect this is not far off.

[purplesquirrel]

I suspect either mice or office gnomes.

[railwaymadness]

Wily office gnomes! Aaaaaah!
I am filled with fear.

[pastor_saturn]

Check your coworkers and make sure they're not all wearing goatees.

Man, that never gets old.