Yesterday, while gently massaging the fingers of my right hand, Edward James Olmos gazed deep into my eyes and told me I was beautiful.

I may have a new pretend older man boyfriend.

The fabled, long-awaited day is here. I have finished watching all 5 seasons of 21 jump street! Huzzah ( Read more... )

Weird Al and his excellent band rocked the Warner Theater last night. The costume and wig changes were fantastic, as always. But my definite favorite costuming moment was in the You're Pitiful when one of his many t-shirt layers turned out to be Three Wolf MoonNow I wonder if this wasn't true on the last tour and but I just didn't know what it was ( Read more... )

Generally loving cheese/cracker combinations and feeling strangely compelled, as always, to feed myself using exclusively foods available from costco, I picked up some of these John Wm Macy's Cheese Crisps. Maybe it's just that it's been a long time since I had any more processed cheese crackers but goddamn if these don't taste just like Cheez-its ( Read more... )

Enormous Jesus statue struck by lightning and burned to the ground!(sfgate, yahoo) I have nothing to add to that. It is so perfect all by itself.

What has gone wrong in the American psyche that our political candidates can no longer go by names like "Lean Jimmy" without it becoming a liability?

Or is that just my psyche?

Oops! I fell off the internet ( Read more... )

Went out to lunch with a couple of coworkers yesterday. This is rare. I usually eat in my office like a tiny wee hermit. Coworker A and I had agreed the day before that we were going to have lunch at Panera. I called up coworker B to invite him along and he agreed, after a short pause. When we got to Panera, it turned out that coworker B had no ( Read more... )

Got into a fight with the bedroom ceiling this morning. Two knuckles of right hand all torn to crap and band-aided up. There is significant risk that incidents like this are training me, pavlov-style, that no matter how terrible I discover my outfit is when I look in the mirror, I absolutely must not try to change it.

The thing about powerful debugging tools is that they cannot be relied upon to exist in a series of increasingly remote locations when you need them most. It always comes down to staring at assembly language. Conveniently, this makes me feel totally hardcore so I am okay with it ( Read more... )