I'm waiting for the house elves to bring down the rest of my luggage so that I can fucking leave this pit. I figured I'd write something in here because Malfoy is pacing back and forth nearby wearing just a robe, and I think he wants to have one more game of water polo. At least, I hope that's all he wants. I think my paranoia is justifiable ( Read more... )

I never thought I'd say this, but I wish I were in Arles locked and rotting in my room like every other holiday. If I have to go to one more estate in Wiltshire, Burghdorf, Chennai or fucking Timbuktu and hear that pretty boy say, 'It's not much, but it's home!' like it was actually fucking funny the first time he said it, I will gut something and ( Read more... )

So they don't care if you try to drown a half-blood slag in a vat of dyed corn syrup, but they'll give you detentions for the rest of the school year and take away your prefectship for laying a finger on the Head of the MLE's son. Interesting. I would go into the matter further, but I don't feel the need to explain myself to the masses. (i.e.: all ( Read more... )

So, I've returned to Hogwarts. My spring holidays were wondrous as ever. I spent nine very long days at Regulus' home because my parents decided that two days before I got out of school was the ideal time to start their month-long yacht trip around the Mediterranean. Of course, they didn't ask me if I wanted to join them before they went on ahead ( Read more... )

I lost my sense of smell from the sudden influx of reeking, mewling cats that arrived yesterday thanks to the Daily Prophet's gratuitous plugging in that article about the "sewing circle slayings." Now we're all going to die from dysentery because some of our peers were touched by that horse shite and thought they were being compassionate by ( Read more... )

I had my reservations about this festival when I first learnt of it, but somehow it surpassed my worst expectations and went into uncharted territories of utter misery. Finding out that we were being assigned dates was certainly the beginning of the end, and it just went straight to hell after I was paired with Pearson. For those of you fortunate ( Read more... )

Jedusor has become even more annoying since Jigger told us that he would let her remain a prefect for the rest of the year at the meeting I requested today. I heard that she pinned up that poem again in the common room from Wilkes, but I don't feel like going down to see for myself. It's all rather boring to me now, and I hope that I'm not the only ( Read more... )

THE ONLY WAY MY HEART COULD BEAT IN SOMEONE ELSE'S CHEST IS IF THEY RIP IT OUT, STILL BEATING AND BLEEDING, THROUGH MY SHATTERED RIBCAGE WITH THEIR COLD, BARE HANDS AND PUT IT IN THEIR CHEST. AND I ASSURE YOU THAT I WOULD MOST CERTAINLY NOT GIVE IT AWAY WILLINGLY. I DON'T KNOW IF JEDUSOR THOUGHT OF THIS ON HER OWN OR WAS ENCOURAGED BY ONE OF YOU, ( Read more... )

Thou, O Queen, art the fairest of all.

Jigger has assigned me to supervise another group detention with Jedusor this Sunday evening. I believe it's a particularly cruel punishment for simply inquiring about that contraption he had in his office when I had an audience with him earlier today to discuss the possibility of making Elise a prefect again. (Ordinarily, I would never go to such ( Read more... )