023: Give the world what it wants. What it deserves.

[ra_ra_razputin]

[Somebody at 339 Brady didn't drink their milk today.

If you live on Brady lane, Raz is standing outside on your lawn, a vacant smile on his face that just screams "droned". He's got a milk bottle in one hand, and many more are lying in a pile at his feet.

They are stuffed with gasoline and rags and the one he's holding is on fire. UH OH.]

Comments

[tsunkinesis]

[After witnessing not!Dad bearing with the after effects of the milk, she earlier decided not to let him bear all the damages. After drinking a bottle and leaving a note, she ran out, so she wouldn't let them get involved.]

Ugh...how do you cram so many spiders in one jar?!

[Yep, she dealt with the spider milk, coughing up as much as the critters as she could. That is until she sees Raz.]

RAZ! What are you doing?!

[ra_ra_razputin]

[Raz turns his head slowly, still poised to throw his molotov milk bottle.]

Oh! Good morning, Lili! Nice weather we're having!

[tsunkinesis]

[Crap. Need to disarm him and fast.]

H-hey, Raz, what are you doing with that milk bottle?

[ra_ra_razputin]

I'm playing outside! It's such a nice day out, I couldn't just stay inside and watch TV!

[notlikethemovie]

Raz...? What are you doing...?

[Wait...if she hadn't drunk the milk...and Quinn probably hadn't...and Annie probably hadn't either...

Oh shit.]

[ra_ra_razputin]

[At first he says nothing. Just... smiles.]

Hello, mother. I'm playing outside. It's such a beautiful day!

[notlikethemovie]

[Oh, fuck.

Mika tries not to let that reaction show on her face, but it's hard when she's holding herself up with the door frame and a cane.]

So I see! Try not to get in any trouble, okay?

[Oh man oh gosh oh man oh gosh oh man she needs backup and she doesn't know where anybody else is.]

[ra_ra_razputin]

Yes, mother.

[Apparently that was the code word for "do it", because he pulls back, getting ready to throw...]