023: Give the world what it wants. What it deserves.

Aug 19, 2011 22:57

[Somebody at 339 Brady didn't drink their milk today.

If you live on Brady lane, Raz is standing outside on your lawn, a vacant smile on his face that just screams "droned". He's got a milk bottle in one hand, and many more are lying in a pile at his feet.

They are stuffed with gasoline and rags and the one he's holding is on fire. UH OH.]

killdroned, fire is pretty, exploding dream milk

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notlikethemovie August 20 2011, 06:12:50 UTC
Raz...? What are you doing...?

[Wait...if she hadn't drunk the milk...and Quinn probably hadn't...and Annie probably hadn't either...

Oh shit.]

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ra_ra_razputin August 20 2011, 14:04:45 UTC
[At first he says nothing. Just... smiles.]

Hello, mother. I'm playing outside. It's such a beautiful day!

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notlikethemovie August 20 2011, 23:48:01 UTC
[Oh, fuck.

Mika tries not to let that reaction show on her face, but it's hard when she's holding herself up with the door frame and a cane.]

So I see! Try not to get in any trouble, okay?

[Oh man oh gosh oh man oh gosh oh man she needs backup and she doesn't know where anybody else is.]

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ra_ra_razputin August 22 2011, 02:20:22 UTC
Yes, mother.

[Apparently that was the code word for "do it", because he pulls back, getting ready to throw...]

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is it ok if i jump in? ;3; techno_mancer August 22 2011, 15:04:21 UTC
[Quinn comes to the door, wondering what's up. He was going to discuss this whole milk situation with the family, when he sees what's going on. if Raz is ready to throw, Quinn will jump in front of Mika.]

H-Hey, Raz! Stop it!

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always fine with me! notlikethemovie August 22 2011, 17:28:18 UTC
[Mika had been preparing to tackle Raz to the ground, and lets out a startled yip as Quinn intervenes. Grabbing Quinn's shoulder to keep her feet steady, her ears flatten against her scalp.

This could get ugly so quickly.]

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I'M AWFUL ra_ra_razputin August 25 2011, 01:10:39 UTC
Hiya, Dad! Hey, let's play catch!

[He turns and hurls the milk bottle directly at Quinn and Mika, still smiling.]

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SOB techno_mancer August 25 2011, 03:04:23 UTC
[You know what's a better idea than taking this face-first?

Grabbing Mika and pulling her to the ground as he just barely manages to get them out of the way in time.

However, there's a milk bottle molotov now setting the porch ablaze.]

Shit!

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