023: Give the world what it wants. What it deserves.

Aug 19, 2011 22:57

[Somebody at 339 Brady didn't drink their milk today.

If you live on Brady lane, Raz is standing outside on your lawn, a vacant smile on his face that just screams "droned". He's got a milk bottle in one hand, and many more are lying in a pile at his feet.

They are stuffed with gasoline and rags and the one he's holding is on fire. UH OH.]

killdroned, fire is pretty, exploding dream milk

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tsunkinesis August 20 2011, 05:16:33 UTC
[After witnessing not!Dad bearing with the after effects of the milk, she earlier decided not to let him bear all the damages. After drinking a bottle and leaving a note, she ran out, so she wouldn't let them get involved.]

Ugh...how do you cram so many spiders in one jar?!

[Yep, she dealt with the spider milk, coughing up as much as the critters as she could. That is until she sees Raz.]

RAZ! What are you doing?!

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ra_ra_razputin August 20 2011, 14:03:51 UTC
[Raz turns his head slowly, still poised to throw his molotov milk bottle.]

Oh! Good morning, Lili! Nice weather we're having!

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tsunkinesis August 20 2011, 23:02:01 UTC
[Crap. Need to disarm him and fast.]

H-hey, Raz, what are you doing with that milk bottle?

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ra_ra_razputin August 22 2011, 02:19:25 UTC
I'm playing outside! It's such a nice day out, I couldn't just stay inside and watch TV!

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tsunkinesis August 22 2011, 04:22:08 UTC
Uhh...right.

[Oh crap, this was that droning thing he mentioned, wasn't it? Suddenly, an idea hits her. Right at that time, she ends up hacking up another spider. Lovely. She just hopes Raz will follow along.]

Eeew a spider!

[She throws it out onto the road and away from any households. Let's hope that blast radius isn't too big...]

Raz! Get rid of it, please!

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ra_ra_razputin August 25 2011, 01:09:08 UTC
[GASP, DRONE!RAZ MUST SAVE THE GIRL!

So he chucks his molotov milkbottle into the road to kill the spider. Brilliant!]

There! It won't bother you anymore! Are you all right, Lili? Since I know you're afraid of spiders and all!

[But now you've got a creepy drone talking to you. Good luck.]

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tsunkinesis August 26 2011, 07:26:27 UTC
Y-yeah, thank you.

[FFFFffff not to mention there's still a pile of moltov milk bottle lying around. Quick, gotta pull him away from those ASAP.]

Hey, uh, Raz...how about we go to the park to play or something?

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whoops I didn't see this sorry! ra_ra_razputin August 31 2011, 01:39:07 UTC
Gee, Lili, that sounds swell! Let me get something first...!

[He turned to pick up some of his milk bottles. Hope you like the park on fire.]

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