[MERRY CHRISTMAS.

HAPPY NEW YEAR.

EVERY MAILBOX ON BRADY LANE IS ON FIRE.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

here's hoping it doesn't spread!

If you're wondering, the perpetrator is standing outside 339 Brady, warming his hands on his handiwork. Ah, fire, is there anything it's not good for?]

[Raz was woken up this morning when his head slammed into the headboard of his bed. Upon sitting up, he realizes that his feet are dangling over the end. Did his bed shrink overnight, or is he... getting... bigger ( Read more... )

Guys! I was a zombie! It was so cool! The only thing cooler than being a zombie is being a zombie hunter! Or a vampire hunter! Or an astronaut!

Oh, uh, I don't think I ate anyone? If I did eat your brain then, uh... sorry, that was my bad.

[Private to Lili]Turns out you were right after all. Sorry if I made you worry. Um, look, I promise I don't ( Read more... )

[Somebody at 339 Brady didn't drink their milk today.

If you live on Brady lane, Raz is standing outside on your lawn, a vacant smile on his face that just screams "droned". He's got a milk bottle in one hand, and many more are lying in a pile at his feet.

They are stuffed with gasoline and rags and the one he's holding is on fire. UH OH.]

[A party sounded like fun! A pool party, however... not so much. Raz knew his curse didn't work in Mayfield but that didn't stop him from dreading sizable bodies of water. You don't get over a lifetime of being told that you're destined to die in water that easily. He really wanted to go, but the very idea of voluntarily getting into a pool seemed ( Read more... )

[Oh jeez, who let Raz's drone near the phone?]

Hi, everybody! Gee, it sure is a swell day here in Mayfield! Now that the weather's nice, I can play baseball again! I can't wait to try out for the team this yea-[He cuts off. If you're at 339 Brady Lane, you can see the dopey drone smile disappear from his face as he stares blankly at the wall, ( Read more... )

[It's a beautiful, albeit boring, late winter's day in Mayfield, and there's absolutely nothing out of the ordinary. At least, not until a very small pony comes galloping around the corner, followed by an exasperated Raz in hot pursuit, running on his levitation ball as fast as he can ( Read more... )

( Have some TL;DR )

[Raz is a busy bee today. If you happen by 339 Brady Lane today, you might see him in the middle of what appears to be an ambitious project that involves tearing apart the house's nice, whitewashed picket fence and nailing the planks to all of the windows and the back door. Fortunately, his telekinesis makes the job a little easier, but it's ( Read more... )

[First, Raz got eliminated from the tournament in the first round. Then Aoi got droned. Then Mitsuru got droned. And today he found Thailand was droned. He didn't want to think any of them were permanently gone, but the days were passing, and Aoi and Mitsuru hadn't snapped out of it yet ( Read more... )